Dave Korp

[Dave Korp @davekorp2]

@elonmusk The space around our planet looks like the yard of the local meth dealer that's why the aliens don't talk to us

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@vxylily She's gonna learn today

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@Oceanbreeze473 Chitlins

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@christywhy9 Not a chance big Mike

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@its_Lexieroy They should be shot

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@1Nicdar Sticky...I just walked my garbage can to the road. So humid out it's sticky.

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@QueenAnticommie 2. If it's between 1 and 5 I probably wouldn't send it back. I might not be thrilled but I'd avoid wasting a steak

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@QueenAnticommie I give enough to stay self employed and out of jail. I'll never give enough bucks to work for anyone again. I'm working myself off the grid.

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@TrumpsHurricane She could almost pass as a Kyle

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@SkyNews @LeahBoleto The air is rushin out of the space station on the Rusian side

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@QueenAnticommie I never met a donut i didn't like

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@PolitlcsUK The ruyphenol wore off before he was finished and she fought back

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@visegrad24 Was it a ceremonial crossbow?

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@TrumpsHurricane Why she gots them shopping carts in her bedroom

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@EndGameWW3 They are trying to bait us into a land war in Asia...

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@SteveLovesAmmo No

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@1Nicdar They under estimated how many fake ballots they are going to need to add at the last minute for their guy to win

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@NobodymrRobert Rage bait

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@TheBabylonBee But in reality Han and Guido shot at the same time.

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@MZHemingway What do you expect from the land of fruits and nuts