@markjenney@RunamokMaple Full gym when the weather keeps you inside (can happen a lot in VT), massage chairs for post ski/hike/workout recovery. Couple of snowmobiles and four wheelers for seasonal fun.
@middlebrooks 1. Don't trust your friends to teach you - take a private lesson. 2. Consider starting on short skis. This may feel like a blow to your manhood but it's a hell of a lot easier to turn short skis. 3. Embrace the suck.
@ShaanVP My friend, who after spotting you in a crowded bar hitting on someone who you were likely to regret the next morning, would yell across the room, "take a step back and re-evaluate!" Wise advice in my opinion.