David Martin

Husband, Father, Eater of Food. Advocate of casual swearing.

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hi @bt_uk do you have my returned kit or not? All went to you in one bag 🤨

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Enzo Fernandez returning to Chelsea for pre season.

[David Martin @daveleslue]

I want my stakes refunding @skybet you scoundrels #crapapp

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@FootballTalkHQ Pirlo Gerrard Zidane

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@footballtweet @DeadlineDayLive Cunt

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@TheKopHQ If you’re an EFL club they’ll fuck you hard, if you’re City or Chelsea, they’ll turn a blind eye. It at least that’s how it would seem.

[David Martin @daveleslue]

“Situation between Russia and Ukraine” makes it sound like you’re sitting on the fence here @uefa. Ban all Russian teams from your competitions permanently, and walk away from any commercial deals with Russian organisations. Now.

[UEFA @UEFA]

Following the evolution of the situation between Russia and Ukraine, the UEFA president has called an extraordinary meeting of the Executive Committee for 10:00 CET on Friday 25 February, in order to evaluate the situation and take all necessary decisions.

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@sammijo94 I can’t stand having to wait til Sunday for e3 😫

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hey @UnspeakableGame, my little lad Freddie is obsessed and insisted on Merch/cake for his 6th birthday yesterday. A shout out would make his day!

[David Martin @daveleslue]

.@IKEAUKSupport

[David Martin @daveleslue]

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[David Martin @daveleslue]

.@IKEAUKSupport

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hi @IKEAUKSupport please can you tell me where my delivery is? Was due today, was speaking to someone after holding 55 mins and got cut off 😢

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Things I’ve done this morning whilst on hold to @IKEAUKSupport to chase my late delivery:

- Shit
- Shower
- Made kids breakfast
- Smoked 2 cigs
- Cried. A lot.
- Got dressed
- Learned to speak Russian

#PleaseAnswer
#PoorService

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hi @IKEAUKSupport please can you tell me where my delivery is? Was due today, was speaking to someone after holding 55 mins and got cut off 😢

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@parcelforce False alarm, it arrived last night 🙂

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hi @parcelforce I had a package out for delivery today but it hasn’t arrived, can you help please?

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@bt_uk Should’ve been here Monday, didn’t arrive, was promised it yesterday, didn’t arrive. Our for delivery today, still hasn’t arrived. Not good enough

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Seriously regretting choosing @bt_uk for broadband 🤬. Service starts tomorrow, hub meant to arrive today but only just dispatched, to ge with me in 3 working days! Awful!

[David Martin @daveleslue]

Hey @O2 just a heads up that this scam is doing the rounds...

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@SanjeetaBains Farewell breakfast sizzler with chilli black pudding 😢

[David Martin @daveleslue]

@90sfootball @1peteroller down the field after school heads & volleys