dave

I’m a wood pecker in a petrified Forrest

[dave @davelevek]

Gabby > #TraitorsUS

[dave @davelevek]

Rip in peace Julius Caesar

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Tucker Carlson calls out Vladimir Putin to his face about imprisoning Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich.

Carlson called on Putin to release him so he could take him home.

Tucker: "I just want to ask you directly: Would you be willing to release him to us and we'll bring him back to the United States?"

Putin declined but said he was open to negotiations with the United States.

Tucker: "I hope you let him out."

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

As Joe Biden goes after Texas' ability to secure their border, here's a reminder that Democrats put up a wall to "protect themselves" in Washington DC at the Capitol

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Imagine if NASA had the same budget as the military

[dave @davelevek]

I must’ve missed this episode of the Office

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ Christmas Eve, yo

[dave @davelevek]

It’s Ray

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanUIC]

I thought criminals obeyed the law.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE DROUGHT IS OVER. THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD CHAMPS

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[dave @davelevek]

@RoundRockDonut Ravioli, Ravioli give me the formuoli

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ boo

[dave @davelevek]

That’s a dude in the @Allstate commercial right?

[dave @davelevek]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary that’s crazy

[dave @davelevek]

Kim K’s acting in American Horror Story trailer <

[dave @davelevek]

I just entered to win the H&K MR762A1 Long Rifle Package from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $7000! #HecklerandKoch #HK #HecklerKoch #HKMR762A1 #MR762A1 @HecklerAndKoch #VortexViper @VortexOptics @BlueForceGear #gungiveaway #winagun #dreamrifle Enter Here - https://t.co/z61yuZ23L2

[dave @davelevek]

Warwick isn’t real

[dave @davelevek]

I need a T Swift song about Matty Healy

[dave @davelevek]

Hockey is easy, just “accidentally” take out the goalie and open goal