Dave Levora

Mornings on @planet939 | 50% of @daveanddarren | Host of "Brewed” Saturdays at 6 pm on @WQAD | 2019 NBMC Full Beard Natural 3”-6” Champion

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If it’s “too early to call” then you’re not really projecting anything are you?

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Do…do I need to start smoking again?

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@QuadCityPat There ARE such things as stupid questions!

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@QuadCityPat You’re not suggesting we wait until it’s over to start drinking, are you?

Of course not. I withdraw the question.

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@mattlindner If everyone put God first, they wouldn’t steal welfare money to build a volleyball arena or send unsolicited pictures of their genitalia to game day hosts.

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THRILLED to have these trading cards arrive today even though I didn’t order them.

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“The hosts will begin each show with a monologue.”
“With a microphone in their hand?”
“No. Unless they’re famous for being a stand up comedian.”
“Why do they need a microphone?”
“Nobody knows.”

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Max Rebo and Neel are NOT the same species.

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“Who’s on First?”
“Nobody.”

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@NBCNews Damn. It’s brutal up there.

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Spotted Cow gets all the attention but Fat Squirrel just might be their masterpiece.

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Guess where I am!

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Nightingale says it’s over. You know what this means? Hammer the Yankees at +1100.

Free money!

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Absolutely DESERVED that loss. #Bears

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WHY?!?!? #Bears

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What a STUPID way to lose a game. Unreal.

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Finally! #Bears

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Pick 6 here would be hot.

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PUNTING. IS. WINNING!!! #Bears