Dave

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@shizzlebiscuit @MattCarrick5 Imagine trying to explain Ed Matthews to them

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @shizzlebiscuit Imagine going back to WW2 and showing lads in the trenches what 2026 looks like. Some buck-toothed Southern bellpipe made loads of dough from filming himself swallowing potatoes whole.

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@tweetcunha

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@tjg1986 Yeah, I’m alright cheers. Finally started up on my own and getting really busy, so all good. How’s your mum, sister and Muffdiver? Do you keep in contact with anyone from the forum?

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@tjg1986 how’s it going, Tom? All this stuff about the guy being sacked by Waitrose for confronting a shoplifter reminded me of you 😂

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @GrantHamley @MMRHubOfficial_ @DAZNBoxing Stone Cold Steve Autism is getting stolen

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @FacesOfHaiti_ Like Micky Donovan

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@UsyksGlueStick @MattCarrick5

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@LegacySiu The rat faced bloke from Argentina, the one that kept getting burgled

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@DanRa_82 @90sFootballUK1 @DoorLatch82 *swaying

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@sleafordmods @anon_opin The Sheriff of Pontecarlo

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@DanRa_82 @90sFootballUK1 @DoorLatch82 Pint of Stella mixed with Smirnoff ice, Incredible Hulk. Superb.

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@DanRa_82 @90sFootballUK1 @DoorLatch82 Metz. The fuck was that stuff?

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@90sFootballUK1 @DoorLatch82 @DanRa_82 Christ, was it 5%? I used to get two and stick it in a pint pot

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@90sFootballUK1 @DoorLatch82 @DanRa_82 in that sweet spot between the concert room bar shutting, inhaling Walker’s Lambert and Butler smoke and having to ‘mop’ the bar floor. Simpler times.

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @41_in_londonn I don’t even know where our staff do our shopping these days

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @41_in_londonn It’d be about four grand from M&S. 3 for 10 grand in the offers

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @IfnBoxing @Lewismcgmma2000 Ancient Charva

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@MattCarrick5 @piersmorgan @susannareid100 How d u put twitter posts on Facebook m8?

[Dave @davemcdavemc]

@AvengerCrimson6 @ExtremeFootbal4