David Platt

Mr. By Himself He's So Impressed

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@LegacySiu @UTDKara Ozil

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@Genius Teezo Touchdown - How Do You Sleep At Night?

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@Truthyyz @England Why would we go home tomorrow when the game is Saturday? 😂

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@XXL He speaks for absolutely nobody. None of them do

[GUVNA B @GuvnaB]

The other day I asked my 4 year old how much he thought a croissant was and he said 50 degrees. Today I asked how much do you think I love you and he said 15 years old. Just checked the nursery invoice and it’s not matching up

[Amro Ali @_amroali]

The full video puts everything refreshingly in context

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@Sqeaky1149 It just seemed so predictable, no other reason 😂

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I could be wrong, but I’m predicting a ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestor getting onto centre court at Wimbledon 🤔#wimbledon

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"This is a distraction to the cost of living crisis, nurses pay.. No one is talking about real issues.."

John Barnes @officialbarnesy explains why he supports Gary Lineker 👏

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Now that the Gary Lineker distraction is over, we can all get back to focusing on how the Tories are fucking everything up.

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Man United vs Leeds not on UK TV tonight. It is one of 180 Premier League matches (47% of games) per season not shown. The league's policy is to make games a premium to inflate the price (£1,056 annually for sports packages). Deliberately not showing games creates a black market.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Our investigation into the threats and actions made by @kanyewest's trainer, Harley Pasternak.

[David Platt @davenchy_]

@SoccerAM Wayne Rooney, by a mile. All around player

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Jack Harlow’s album 🔥

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@HotNewHipHop This is not hip hop

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@gregjames @AliPlumb @BBCR1 It happened for ratings

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Should I just stop reporting/calling out McDonalds’ mistakes? 🤷🏻‍♂️ @JustEatUK

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@UTDTrey @manunitedzone @beINSPORTS_EN Our own captain being on the ball fills me with fear, every time 😂

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@GrahamH22328568 @thecoastguy And 5G also (in the article link) 😂

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@atribecalledwu Last Call - Kanye. Oldie - Odd Future