Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"
If ur selling my tickets & ur sound please resell them on twickets face value.
If ur an old skool tout outside making a £20 skin then do what u do.
If ur selling tiks for £2/300 do me a favour & only sell them in person so people can meet u and punch ur cunt in.
Cheers ❤️
Reyt, let’s make what seems the impossible reality! My mates @baldy984 30th this weekend.We really want him to walk out as an adult mascot holding @Billykee_29 hand at the @ASFCofficial game on Saturday. However he’s not keen but if Get 30k RTs, He’ll do it #asfc#fullkit
January 12, 2017: Sean McVay is named head coach of the #LARams.
January 12, 2019: Sean McVay receives a game ball for leading us to the NFC Championship game.