David

[David @davep2002]

@ryanrals Sometimes the most emotional among us are the ones who develop a system of forcing it all to quiet so logic can persevere and lead the way. It's not healthy but it can be extremely effective and persistent.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Proof that there is no king of the jungle or pride.
There is a Queen!

[G-Block 🅱️aby @Gxtso_]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[David @davep2002]

@benljbrooks I for one welcome our new AI overlords.

[David @davep2002]

@MichaelGreenhut It's going to be epic!

[David @davep2002]

@omgsidewalks I do not feel comfortable saying that word, so I won't say it out loud even if I'm alone. If I'm singing a song with the word in it I just substitute it with a different one. I don't like saying or hearing the word.

[David @davep2002]

Toilet paper roll: Over or under? Allegedly 2/3 of Americans prefer over. I prefer under.

[David @davep2002]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[David @davep2002]

@angelica960622 “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” --Jiddu Krishnamurt

[David @davep2002]

@NatureUnedited Yeah but they look like Satan's minions, evil little dark creatures. But yeah ok I'll let them survive.

[David @davep2002]

@Ririloveyy That's a great question. I also used to ask bilingual people what language they think in. Most of them said they can go back and forth, think in French and then in English for example.

[David @davep2002]

@_BlackZA Ugh I can relate. I just keep apologizing on their behalf in those cases and hope the waiter knows I'm the nice one. Then I have to leave a slightly bigger tip for the hassle.

[David @davep2002]

@angelica960622 Corporate greed at its finest.

[David @davep2002]

@ymmmayer Yes, because they're idiots and they don't have a large enough perspective on life to know how bad shit is. Ignorance is bliss. Idiots are happy. Bastards.

[David @davep2002]

@omgsidewalks A lot of technology doesn't work in dreams, especially light switches. You can't turn on a light switch in a dream, it just won't work. I imagine cell phones would be the same way so instead of a phone that doesn't work it just doesn't show up at all.

[David @davep2002]

@Notas147 We used to look up at the sky and the stars, but now we look down at our phones.

[David @davep2002]

@omgsidewalks I think about that a lot. You see these people more than your real family most likely. Work there for years but then when you leave it's like they just cease to exist.

[David @davep2002]

@Bloke_Baz Groupthink will be what does us in as a species.

[David @davep2002]

I see, I see said the blind man to his deaf son as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[David @davep2002]

@IntrovertProbss Yes! I have this exact problem. Feeling fine, make a social appointment. When that day comes if I'm in a world of darkness I just can't do it. It's like not being able to trust yourself to make plans.