Dave Patto

@LFC @NHLbruins supporter, part time procrastinator, music consumer, alcohol enthusiast, boring bastard, expiring 2036

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Wake up call!!!

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Been charged £30.00 extra by @Uber for no apparent reason called a “cleaning fee”……top class scum bags cheers lads I’ll use local firms again in future 👍🏻

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@bisping The Asda 2 meat feast pizzas less than a tenner…..they’re shite but…..less than a tenner, pure value for money and remind you of home…..movie recommendation is the commitments……

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@bootlegger1974 Enjoy the best city in the world captain….go well ✊🏻

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Win No. 40 was a little wild.

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@AdamCatterall Definition of "fuck around and find out"

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Talkin' it up on The Barry Gibb Talk Show!

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane

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Dog poo

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Wasn’t an upset 🤦🏻‍♂️

[UFC on TNT Sports @ufcontnt]

A HUGE UPSET 😱

Julija Stoliarenko submits Molly McCann in London.

#UFCLondon

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@_Warpaint disco//very at Glastonbury 🤌

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@bootlegger1974 Enjoy it captain! Best days of our lives! Onwards and upwards….over and out!

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@Peety_Editor Remember when he threw the towel back out the ring….that was him done for me……absolute clown 🤡

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@btsportufc can we have events in the UK every weekend please? #UFC286

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Easy drug testing in future….the smellier the farts the more guilty you are @FightDisciples @Peety_Editor @AdamCatterall

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Conor Benn is back in the World Boxing Council rankings.

The boxer's failed drugs test could have been caused by eating too many eggs...

Read more 👇

#BBCBoxing

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Uh oh….the local helmet squad have turned up

[📸 @THINGEO]

How old are these 🥴🥴 https://t.co/UXWCZLIhZK

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

It's Kinky John time again!

[Everest Today @EverestToday]

A beautiful view descending the summit of Mt #Everest (8848.86 m). Video ©: Gao Li.

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

A little bit of Councillors Cox & Evans

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

Oh go on then, you can have this as well....
Geordie Jeans!

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@bootlegger1974 Enjoy it captain ✊️