Saturdave

Metal, Thorns, Timbers, cats, crows, worker's rights and justice. Forklift certified.

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@Fredosphere Yeah sure, absolutely zero tension or anticipation watching something like this unfold.

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@AggregatorIr @CokeSipper During the US game just now the BBC guys were silent on every cut away and after the 4th one or so were like "the celeb shots are getting a bit ridiculous"

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@zoroisloml If you bring up soccer on a blue collar jobsite in the US, you're gonna hear some slurs

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@MKajetka @TJ_Padro @transfusi0npapi @WafcSean Guadalajara was 30C and about 65% humidity yesterday, 5C warmer than Poland usually gets in the peak of summer

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@FrequencyShifts @vordb They played all of Alaska on the tour last year

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@ShadowyZephyr There was an entire industry of lunch counters where previous gens would eat every day that doesn't exist anymore

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@ShadowyZephyr In the 90s breakfast at a diner was $2-3. Everyone where I worked ate from the lunch truck or got fast food for $2. There was a bar that had steak dinners every night for $3.50.

We could easily eat out all day and have leftovers for less than an hour's wages.

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@datrearden @Timmyhoover @raven_brah McDonald's sold their 50 billionth hamburger in 1984

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@smonter42 @raven_brah McDonald's sold their 50 billionth hamburger in 1984

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@shashigalore @raven_brah McDonald's sold their 50 billionth hamburger in 1984

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@biggestjohnnie @revenant_MMXX Also, can't work on a car at apartments or even some HOAs. Labor at shops is $200/hr, any repair starts at $500 and goes up fast.

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@Michael05830659 @adam_nitz @_bengelo_ @dlicps The Thorns do as well

[snarling @SNARLING_]

Dude *begins rapidly male pattern balding* there’s a new Neurosis *flannel materializes on my body* with Aaron Turner *double IPA appears in my hand* from Isis *beard spontaneously grows*

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

what having a cat is like:

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@Evanryt Especially fun when that guy is the potus

[{{{MEANWHILE 3.0}}}, (parenthetical descriptor) @yourmombeats]

Many forget that drum machines destroyed the environment and tripled people's power bills while greatly increasing the reach and scope of the surveillance state

[Tigard Police @TigardPolice]

UPDATE: a neighbor captured this video of the truck that crashed into a home last Friday, causing extensive damage. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt. Officers are continuing to investigate this case and additional charges may be pending.

Read more: https://t.co/PQ0egmMAD2

[Saturdave @Daveplusbeer]

@exQUIZitely Everything I know I learned from MicroProse manuals as a kid

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@BlightYoakam Going to see them tonight!