Joseph California

I only hit Prov1x’s because I swing hard and I’m rich. Division II beer pong National Champion, 19x World Series Champ, 6x Champions League Winner. I’m Him.

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

How Freddy been moving since he met JJ Watt

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[Blazer Banter @blazerbanter]

The late night World Cup games are spiritual cousins to Pac-12 After Dark

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Messi scored a hat trick last night and Ronaldo responds by walking all game and standing 3 feet offsides at all times

[Joseph California @transfusi0npapi]

@BeatinTheBookie i would be insufferable if i had this ticket

[Joseph California @transfusi0npapi]

@WafcSean i agree with you but they could’ve moved that one up a bit, it was a 10pm game on the east coast on a thursday night when the only other game was at 3pm. could’ve been a 6pm kickoff no problem

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

"Team USA"

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Edge Nick Herbig and the Pittsburgh Steelers reached agreement today on a four-year, $100 million dollar extension that includes $42 million guaranteed per @MikeGarafolo and me.

The deal was negotiated by Joe DiBenedetto, Andy Simms and Ken Sarnoff of @1OF1FOOTBALL.

[baby grinch 🦅🇺🇸 @babygrinchcfc]

Am I the only person who thinks part of the fun of the World Cup is waking up at ungodly hours just to watch a group stage match???

[Joseph California @transfusi0npapi]

@JakeHaleee gonna keep it a buck then, waking up for 3am and 5am games in 2018 and 2022 sucked so i can’t wait for game times this year

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Deuce is forever a legend. 🫡

30 seconds is all it took for Clint Dempsey to open the scoring vs. Ghana in the 2014 World Cup! 🇺🇸

[Joseph California @transfusi0npapi]

@UTDMael rakatic

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

10 years ago, ‘THE NICE GUYS’ was released in theaters.

[Chi “Chili” Rodriguez @chili_dipped]

A Jordan Spieth career grand slam would lower gas prices, stabilize the economy, and get everyone’s 401(k) back on track by Monday morning.

[Joseph California @transfusi0npapi]

@Chase6D pats, dolphins, and bears could all be moved up one respectively but otherwise totally spot on

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Terry Francona, who won two WS championships and never won fewer than 86 games in Boston but still was dismissed, knows Boston is different. Here’s what he says about that.

YouTube: https://t.co/mmaizHsfYi
Apple: https://t.co/kzHjyG4ToD
Spotify: https://t.co/n7nKJV9TPQ

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Holy shit. I think the Red Sox Red Wedding just happened…

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Great combo

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

And now Celtics fans are chanting “WE WANT BOSTON” after blowing out the Sixers

[Storrs Central @StorrsCentral]

Nik Khamenia, Welcome to the Basketball Capital of the World

(Via nik.khamenia/IG)