Dave

I'm Dave. Tweets about baseball, business, and some politics, with a side order of silliness and snark.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@kmmhnl @EvanDrellich If more teams have a chance to compete in the other three leagues, why do fewer teams make the playoffs and win championships?

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@northsiden0tch You misunderstand. It's not that a small market can't have a pmayer as good as him, it's that an owner as cheap as Bob Nutting can't have a player as good as him. If he played for many other small market teams, he'd already be negotiating a long-term extension.

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@BuschMVP The one people like.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@OwlenRose @RandPaul Was it communism when Greg Abbott demanded the same thing in Texas?

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@scrowder I mean... even under YOUR incorrect interpretation of the 14th Amendment, Little Josue would be just as American as you, the son of immigrants who were here on birth tourism.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@Arkameedeez_ @scrowder You should learn to read. They said it wasn't for foreigners WHO BELONG TO THE FAMILIES OF DIPLOMATS.

Gotta read the whole sentence, dude.

[Sean Smith @SeanSmith162]

According to Statcast fielding for 3B, Max Muncy is both the best defender (+6 runs) and the worst (-6). This proves that WAR is flawed and must be abolished.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@AdairProperties @BillMelugin_ Hi dummy. It means a citizen is someone who has citizenship according to the laws of the country.

Why in God's name would you want a citizen defined as "whoever the current President likes?"

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@ChrisLuvYeshua @BillMelugin_ You should see a doctor about your paranoid delusions.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@realgalaxyalpha @BillMelugin_ Given your disdain and contempt for the Constitution, why do you choose to live in the United States?

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@pennaheel @jamiemcintyre21 @stkirsch Those bottom 50% are still more qualified to dispense medical advice than grifters like you.

Also, you don't care about academic qualifications, based on the 1st tweet in your feed about someone who graduated Cum Laude from the most prestigious law school in the country.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@mikeboch60 @MikeLevin No, they are not.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@kurttj2002 @SubjectNo1 @marceelias It did happen before COVID, you just weren't being told that it was a conspiracy, dummy.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@JetSetGent @atrupar So what you're saying is that there's no evidence and it never happened.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@Voyage841918271 @Facialfindings @Cult45Translate @BrandonStraka Yes, I too am quite shocked that the party that constantly disparages mail in voting does not use mail in voting.

You're not very bright, are you?

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@Facialfindings @Cult45Translate @Voyage841918271 @BrandonStraka I looked at the counts. Pratt lost because he got fewer votes than thebother two candidates.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@Voyage841918271 @BrandonStraka @Cult45Translate What evidence of fraud do you have from the LA primary, other than that a guy who's party is just 18% of registered voters lost?

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@BrandonStraka @Cult45Translate What evidence of election security problems have you found that you've chosen not to share with authorities? Because they sure as shit haven't found any, despite Trump's demands that they do so.

[Dave @DaveProbably]

@Pocket_Aces77 @NotaBotBitches @RichardAngwin He was found liable of sexual assault. In the common parlance (not the legal definition in the State of anew York), that's rape.

A jury found that Donald Trump defamed a woman by calling her a liar because she said he raped her.

He is, most certainly, a rapist.