David McKeown

[David McKeown @daveq07]

@unitedrewind @NormanWhiteside Never touched him

[David McKeown @daveq07]

@Goodable Onya Bill

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@fesshole Pack your bags son

[David McKeown @daveq07]

@DrewStruzan @HamillHimself @starwars Incredible as always sir. Is there a specific shade or manufacturer of off white paper you prefer? I’m in rehab and hoping to reignite my creativity when I’m sober and you have always been an inspiration. Hope you are well.

[David McKeown @daveq07]

@Amezyarak @MarshDavies Great thread x

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@Jess_Rudd Well all of us with chronic respiratory conditions look nervously to camera and keep our masks on. Good luck!

[David McKeown @daveq07]

@Jess_Rudd Merry Christmas Jess x

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@talkRADIO @Iromg @InsulateLove Mike is not an intelligent man. Do you pay him money to do this job?

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@Jess_Rudd Haha I loved that pesky pup when I used to walk him and your darling old girl. Is he less nibbly now?

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@liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Hey fucko. Remember when you called my (white) friend a ‘paki cunt’?

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@Christian_ESEM How much I love that city

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@jenn_quinn Ex manc now Aussie here. We’re pretty much back to normal. Sorry you had it so rough x

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it.

#CountdownToMars

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@GeoffLemonSport Haha just dropped a dolly too!

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@realDonaldTrump @Mike_Pence Pack your bags fucko

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@RedIssue Absolutely pathetic. Kicking against the pricks?

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@ajinkyarahane88 Well played sir

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@FLOTUS @POTUS I really don’t care, do you?

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@SamaanAshrawi Great thread my brother

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@Paulmcgrath5 Ah man that is such sad news. Hope you are well my brother