Dave

Editor-in-Chief @dancingastro | Publicist | PHX

[Dave @daverighteous1]

@badstuff420 Never let em see your next move

[Dancing Astronaut @dancingastro]

“At last, @Skrillex’s long-awaited, full-length studio album has reached the wire in a grand fashion that is simply quintessential Sonny.”

Here’s our ‘Recess’ article from the day it came out (shoutout the legend @daverighteous1)

https://t.co/szreylJapn

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Rest in pop tarts, king

[The New York Times @nytimes]

William Post, a businessman who helped invent Pop-Tarts, died on Saturday at age 96. Post led the bakery plant that developed the first Pop-Tarts for Kellogg’s in 1964, his son said. https://t.co/xHHXr8PGkH

[Dave @daverighteous1]

If Rick and Morty was actually short for ricotta and mortadella I might be inclined to tune in more often.

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Once when I was like 11 my cousin warned me never to wear Batman shoes with Spider-Man socks. This advice has simultaneously confused me and guided my life’s principles every single day since.

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Anyone who’s ever shit themselves in public knows this look. Kinda feel for the ol tortoise … I know this look.

[Complex @Complex]

Mitch McConnell freezes mid-press conference and then gets escorted away from cameras.

[Dave @daverighteous1]

you got me fucked up

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

X is a terrible name. I would have gone with something like David. And all tweets would be called Daves.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

oppenheimer: i am become death
destroyer of

beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS

[shauli @shazoolie]

everything is hot and stinky, and hot too

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Less WFH days = more vaping at my desk in the office. I don’t make the rules.

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Titanic 2 probably isn’t going to smack as hard as the first one

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Bro trying to be a pro and a con at the same time

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA is suspending Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant for 25 games, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[Dave @daverighteous1]

How sick would basketball be if it was played with swords?

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Jarvis, play “Turn the Beat Around” by Gloria Estefan loud enough to defeat all my enemies

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

I’ll say it again there’s nothing better than winning w the people you love

[Dave @daverighteous1]

@kevsgambit Top 20 all time nba tweet here

[Dave @daverighteous1]

Anybody got an update on where we’re at with those special microwaves from spy kids that turned the little packets into instant Big Macs? Should have been a lock by now

[Dave @daverighteous1]

@kevsgambit @JustheTip_24 Chicharron tacos and street corn if you know what’s good for you

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Nothing better than winning w the people you love ❤️‍🔥