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[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@sseehn11 If she doesn’t get that “balloon” out of her mouth, and it goes down her throat- she’s dead!

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@Murk441 “If you have to worry about a decision…. You made the wrong decision.”

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@RealPostFolder I guess I’m in the minority here. He already has 1 foot out the door. He’s preparing for the divorce before the marriage even begins. I’ll even go out on a limb and say he’s a cheater and know that he’ll get caught some day and doesn’t want to lose his assets

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@WorkArtzx 50! Stop asking ridiculous questions.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@femalebodybuil6 I think because when I’d be trying to have seggs it would turn into a fencing match.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@heatherpiperxo Theres a little black smudge just over your left shoulder. Try a magic eraser.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@AntiWokeMemes Apparently your butthole is louder!

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@Jakerammos_ 7

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@chefsevenn Chimmichurri

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@AFlorence10462 Will you ever see a salad?

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@HughedDavid @_josephine0_ Or get a larger P nis

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@Katy_Shelo7p My virginity?

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@Sirf_Aashi 106

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@Alinavisooo Life in prison- no possibility of parole. Death is too easy of a punishment. Late then get assaulted daily for the rest of their lives.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@BrianAtlas White women SUCK!!!

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@RealPostFolder I’ll take “What didn’t happen” for $1000, Bob.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@guideforlovers Think about it … is watching TV really doing something together? Go on a walk together or play a sport together. She should not have any problem with your reading habits IF you’re doing enough together things.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@ronsterd89 Honestly, the solution to your problem passed years ago. You should’ve planned better. You’re an adult and you have job the only makes $18/hour?

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@WorkElizab Yes, we should all tip our servers if they do a good job. Thats the etiquette in the USA. All you nay sayers are just making excuses because YOUR CHEAP. Have some class and do the right thing, or stay at home.

[Scott Davern @davern3333]

@elizax650 You’re a tOOl!