dave rohde

Dad. Husband. Pastor. Long suffering San Diego Padres fan living in a Dodgers town. Smoked meats, brewed beverages, and adventures in parenthood.

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Brought home baby #3 from the hospital yesterday. Three kids under 5 is...fun? Someone is always crying. Half the time, it's me. #dadlife

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Hi @ifreyaskye. I bought tickets for tonight’s show for my daughters and niece through @eventticketsctr in February. Today…they told me they’re not available. Please advise your fans to never use them. Absolute scam.

[dave rohde @daverohde]

@KyleBJorrey Plenty of room on the Conejo Valley Padres Fan Bus!

[MLB @MLB]

Beautiful night for baseball 🤩

[dave rohde @daverohde]

@courtneyellis Bahahaha! I had forgotten that moment, until now. Thanks.

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Jail or every time the whole family is in the car…

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

JUST PRETEND THAT YOU ARE STRANGERS RIDING IN DIFFERENT CARS —me, a parent who had more than one child so that they could be friends

[Rich Villodas @richvillodas]

I heard a story about someone who was concerned that they fell asleep whenever they prayed. They asked Pope Francis what could be spiritually wrong with them.

He said, “nothing, you just need some more sleep.”

Give yourself grace.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

[dave rohde @daverohde]

@RyanCohen24 And a great dude!

[dave rohde @daverohde]

#merrillmania in Pittsburgh! @Padres

[dave rohde @daverohde]

@itsFatherJoe44 you made my son’s night. Thank you!

[dave rohde @daverohde]

@courtneyellis There is only one answer. Our kids are close to the same age. You don’t need to be home as often as you think. 😉

[dave rohde @daverohde]

It’s a whirlwind. Praying for you Glenn!

[Glenn Packiam @gpackiam]

Context switching. That’s one of the hardest parts about the pastoral week. I went from comforting a man grieving about his dying father to a strategy meeting with a local pastor network to a staff supervision to a meeting with a CPA on our oversight team re our capital campaign!

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Listening to @badreligion's Christmas Album, writing Advent sermons, and thinking Bad Religion & @philvischer should have a conversation.

[dave rohde @daverohde]

I think it’s time to become an out of market @padres fan…

[Bryan Dunagan @bryandunagan]

Simple question—not trying to prove a point…how does someone who lives in Dallas watch the @Rangers ?

[dave rohde @daverohde]

#BringTheGold

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

My husband is volunteer coaching 2nd grade basketball and out of nowhere one of the kids burst into tears. When my husband asked him what was wrong, he said, “I’m just so hungry and I KNOW my brother is just sitting at home eating snacks.”

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Let’s go! #CaptureTheMoment

[dave rohde @daverohde]

Hey @Ticketmaster. I got approved as a verified fan for @MLB postseason presale tickets today. Logged in with my same account multiple times, and keep getting this…

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I can’t believe they made a Lord of the Rings prequel and didn’t call it “Better Call Sauron.”

#RingsOfPower

[dave rohde @daverohde]

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[Richard Clark ☎️ @TheRichardClark]

A podcast where two dads recap bluey episodes