David Levy

Refreshingly salty liberal with just a hint of lime. I will rarely post but I do respond. My views are my own with help from the voices in my head and my heart.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@s8n Because a don’t’ walk sign is too meta?

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@NoDMsPerfavore Not true

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@RealJamesWoods So what are you going to do about it, act?

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@JoJoFromJerz I think his diaper is riding up on him.

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@benshapiro You should be ashamed, that joke was lame. Please turn in your Jew card.

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@GuntherEagleman Well, with that white hat and those throw pillows you're always posing with, I could say the same thing about you playing for the other team.

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@RealAshlar Maybe for a reach-around.

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@adamcarolla Your wit is truly unmatched. What's next, a dick-and-fart joke accompanied by a PowerPoint? Maybe a pie graph showing the steady decline of your material?

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@howardlutnick America has a National Park Service whose job is maintaining memorials and the Reflecting Pool. But somehow we're supposed to applaud Trump like he grabbed a net, put on water wings, and saved the nation one leaf at a time. Pool Boy-in-Chief.

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@hwinkler4real I pick you Henry

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@PinoAmericano Sure, eating pizza is harmless. But would you be just as amused watching him enjoy himself on Epstein’s island or wander through the dressing room of a teen beauty pageant? Context matters.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@allenanalysis A lot of problems can be solved with basic maintenance. In Trump’s case, start with a fresh diaper. The constant whining, grievance-farming, and attention-seeking seems to ease up for at least a few minutes. The falling asleep part may require a total overhaul.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@EricLDaugh A lot of problems can be solved with basic maintenance. In Trump’s case, start with a fresh diaper. The constant whining, grievance-farming, and attention-seeking seems to ease up for at least a few minutes.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@USATODAY A lot of problems can be solved with basic maintenance. In Trump’s case, start with a fresh diaper. The constant whining, grievance-farming, and attention-seeking seems to ease up for at least a few minutes.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@CALI4AZ America has a National Park Service whose job is maintaining memorials and the Reflecting Pool. But somehow we're supposed to applaud Trump like he grabbed a net, put on water wings, and saved the nation one leaf at a time. Pool Boy-in-Chief.

[David Levy @daveryoko]

@RealJamesWoods What I hate is that when faced with complex problems, he gravitates toward simple distractions that make him look busy & make his supporters feel good. The country has wars, debt & serious challenges to address. Leadership is solving hard problems, not ribbon cutting ceremonies.

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@emilymiller Whew! Glad that's settled. Now about that “I’ll end the war in weeks” promise—where are we on that? I know it’s not a swimming pool, but it seems to have disappeared into the same place campaign promises go when reality shows up.

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@GadSaad Not true.

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@JustineBateman @LAPD @LAFD PUT the mentally ill people into treatment?”As a filmmaker, I challenge you to research the laws and systems that prevent that from happening. Severe mental illness is one of the cruelest conditions a person can face, and the reality is far more complex than a slogan.

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@elonmusk Calling BS, Elon. Your claim is wrong but politically useful, which is probably why you keep repeating it. CA restricted local voter-ID mandates; it didn't ban voter identification. Facts remain undefeated. Stick to rockets—physics is less forgiving than propaganda.