Dave Schaefer

Molded by the trailer park.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

2020 embroidery goals: finish the Peacock kimono, get more comfortable with my sewing machine, make clothing from scratch, do more original hand embroidery “art” pieces. Pipe dream goal for 2020 is make a design and put together a jacket for myself. This might kill me.

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One kid just being a piece of shit.

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I brush my teeth at work like every work day since I have coffee at work. It’s not weird at all. Sorry I don’t want gross coffee breath all day you fucking freaks.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Ghost is just the radio metal version of Boston.

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@laura_ready @a_fonsecaaa They are decent but you’ll need to replace them like every 3 months if you’re grinding hard.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Remember when everyone made fun of the home schooled kids saying it wasn’t real schooling and shit. Now everyone is up in arms about having home schooling realizing it was never easy. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Raw was a dope movie.

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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT! Let’s go! #Flyers

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Why can we never play a full 20? Like what the fuck. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ #Flyers

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Derek Grant but we understand.

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Derek Hart patted Suzuki on helmet after game. Suzuki had mocked Hart w a pat to head in Game 5 after a Montreal goal.

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Let’s fucking go! #Flyers

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@AndyPace_KSU Because you LOVE playoff hockey

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@nickxoneill Movies where he doesn’t, Mr. Right, Moon, Charlie’s angels, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, confessions of a dangerous mind, Choke, Poltergeist remake.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

I think I just seen the first Sam Rockwell movie to my knowledge where he didn’t dance at some point in it.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

@nickxoneill No I’ve seen plenty of Sam Rockwell movies where he doesn’t play any of those characters.

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Some of y’all be sleepin on Rick Steves’ Europe on Hulu and it shows.

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Fuck this game

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

I want to learn how to surf.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Hot take, I’ve always liked Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

@AndyPace_KSU @Woody_215 Yep and I’m like damn that’s a fuxking sweet gig.

[Dave Schaefer @daveschaef]

Being a high rise window washer is probably hella tight.