David Simiyu

[Herrison Alieli @LordHerry37]

@Nyambuscov_ 😂😂😂'thong ya hanifa' hunimaliza

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

He had three wives before one of them became president.

[ISK @IyegereS]

All these mountains we climb

Will we Everest?

[Davies Chumba @DaviesChumba]

"Nikikam Coast heri nilale hapo chini ya pembe but nisikaribie hizo BNB zako"

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

If someone is hotter than you, then you are cooler than them.

-Thermodynamics

[David Simiyu @davesimiyu]

@araplimo39 Shiet. Usito

[Nancy 🇰🇪 @nancy_p11]

After eating your chicken and fanta alone in the bus, you now turn to ask me "where are we". We are in Iran 😏

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Nikiambia watu shukrani mingi kwa replies kumbe y'all were cooking those unpaid feminist haha, we should make our society better.

[David Simiyu @davesimiyu]

@mutanumuema Hao ni banter tu.

[David Simiyu @davesimiyu]

I can. Psycho here.

[Azia @aziaxdnae]

Only a psycho can sleep at 3am and wake up at 7am

[David Simiyu @davesimiyu]

@_Nyamburaaaaaa Huezi elewa hii. Men will always remember those who were there for them.

[David Simiyu @davesimiyu]

A badge of honor.

[Mtu__kutu‼️🌴 @Bab__Jay]

Nimeambiwa l am a manipulative, self centered, narcissistic, egocentric malicious man

[Mtu__kutu‼️🌴 @Bab__Jay]

Nimeambiwa l am a manipulative, self centered, narcissistic, egocentric malicious man

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

😂😂😂hata siamini Mbona mnasaidia, I can't even explain it

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Those who were cheering TATA CHEMICALS MAGADI being kicked out of Kenya, are they still there? Are they supporting Government new stance to resolve the issue?
Akili Ndogo Ni Hasara!

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

Nimeenda burundi kunyolewa

[Arpita Gupta @Ar81200]

किसने बनाया ये मुजस्समा उस कारीगर को 50 लाख देंगे 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

Peak male happiness 😂

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Nkurunzinza amenitoa from a solid 3 to a solid 3.1428 mamae