David Sinclair

Comedian

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@scrowder get a sweet endorsement deal?

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@SteveMartinToGo Maybe on his grave but that’s part of a regimented exercise program.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@CraigCaplan Anything that hides her face has to be an improvement.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Tonight in Hampton, NH. Should be a fun show.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@RoyalCaribbean I just got ripped off by Royal Caribbean!!! Do NOT go on this line unless you want to have your money stolen. RCCL canceled my cruise and can’t give me a clear answer on when I will get ALL MY MONEY BACK. BUYER BEWARE!!!!

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@robreiner But...but...but...Don’t you know the same things about Biden?

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Why are we seeing so many toilet paper ads on TV? Are they afraid they’re going to lose the hoarder market?

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Grocery store is out of meat, chicken and toilet paper. Bars, theaters and comedy clubs are closed. At least I still have my fidget spinner.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@WhatTomThinks Sounded like a beer endorsement. Too capitalist.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Apparently we’ve decided that “Chinese Virus” is racist and the correct term is “Covid-19 Virus”. So anyone else up for “Covid-19 Takeout” tonight?

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Went to a local store to get some supplies. Saw a few people wearing masks. It’s New Bedford and they were Super Hero masks so life here is still pretty normal.

[Ray Harrington @RayHarrington]

Hi! You should watch @TeamCoco tonight at 11pm on TBS.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

@MochaAnthony A jug of Mocha Anthony, a loaf of bread and a calendar beside me.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

I just realized that my dog only protects my house because he needs the healthcare.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Imagine if our elected representatives fought harder for us than they do for power. Support term limits. #NoIncumbents

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

Despite what Bruce Willis has said, if you search Christmas Movies on Amazon Prime the results include Die Hard. Discuss.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

My luck is so bad that I predict that the day after I die they will discover the secret to immortality.

[David Sinclair @DaveSinclairFun]

The Open Mic @ Mikey B’s is in for tonight.

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

Today is #NationalSTEMDay! Let's continue to inspire students to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics - our future depends on them! 👩‍🔬👨🏽‍🚀👩‍💻