david

professional coward

[david @daveskillerhead]

no...its 2026

[david @daveskillerhead]

does anyone want to drink a whole bottle of wine and then go watch bottoms

[david @daveskillerhead]

bitch I have ons

[david @daveskillerhead]

TOO MANY MUSTACHES IN THIS BEER GARDEN

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina rt

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina happy tonsils thursday

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina new phone who dis?

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina not all of them mostly just you THIEF!!

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina kys

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina me when someone tries to throw a cheeto in my mouth from across the room

[david @daveskillerhead]

@slaymagina true

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

I put my 29x33 pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else man

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

theyre saying mel king is white boy of the month

[david @daveskillerhead]

VVEREVVULF

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers is set to direct ‘WERWULF’ as his next film.

Described as a werewolf horror movie set in 13th century England with dialogue true to the time period.

In theaters on December 25, 2026.

(Source: https://t.co/UtXsF7WZnX)

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

Count Orlok……. You’re cancelled sis…… and that’s on period…..

[david @daveskillerhead]

first date idea: you buy me a big ass scarf

[david @daveskillerhead]

my ideal job is "guy who fell asleep guarding the castle gate"

[david @daveskillerhead]

working with 40 year old conservatives

[david @daveskillerhead]

i haven't got a fit off since I graduated i think it's because of the mustache

[david @daveskillerhead]

you can also vote with your second ammendment rights there's still time

[david @daveskillerhead]

lowkey in my cups tonight