Mr. Sommers

The man, the myth, the legend (parody account)

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

Amen I say to you, friends in Christ!

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"The Government does not own my uterus!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

‎"Hellooooooooooooo! I'm Mrs. Doubtfire!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"Ah I'm like a young Dewey Decimal!!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

Got them #moveslikejagger

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"Ahhh there goes the Holy Roller." #sisterjanet

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

‎"Ahh GP I saw your dad at the 'To Catch A Predator' thing last night!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

‎"Prayer is the most important part of the day like breakfast, that is a life lesson"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

when sommers does his #MrsDoubtfire impression >>>>>

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAS TIIIIIMEEE!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"En el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo, y del Espíritu Santo. Aaaaaamennnn." #PrayerForPriests

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"There can only be one Demi O'Riley, like there can only be one Megatron."

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"Look I'm Ms. Lee! Where's the doorway?!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"You will be TERMINATED."

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"WAKE UP IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"God works in mysterious ways."

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"Mr. Dunn is in a bad mood today! Don't push his buttons."

[Mr. Sommers @davesommers]

"I got them moves like Jagger! I got them moves like Jagger!"