Dave

Dave does data. Also Cars, Hockey and Tomb Raider. All views are my own. I'm not so good at advice, but I can offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@SpotifyStatus @spotifycares Spotify not working on any of my devices. What gives?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

This is the most hardcore, sad, funny, angry, heartbreaking clapback I've ever seen.
@anylaurie16

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@ROMANSE Ah. Thanks. I’ll write off getting home tonight then! Lol

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@ROMANSE any idea what’s happening in Whiteley? Total gridlock...

[Dave @DaveSQL]

So thanks to Spotify shuffle I’ve just spent nearly 12 seconds listening to Coldplay before I managed to skip. I feel so wrong and dirty.

[EHRC @EHRC]

Today we have launched a formal investigation to determine whether The Labour Party has unlawfully discriminated against, harassed or victimised people because they are Jewish.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/2CldLI0aiD

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

ATTN: THIS IS IMPORTANT ❤️

(via @RegularJoeYYC)

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@SW_Railway waiting for a train from Southampton to Waterloo. Nothing saying cancelled just delayed. Is the 9:00 going to get me there?

[Man vs. Pink @ManVsPink]

In the top 10 of texts you can get from your OH

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@ElectionMapsUK So in essence it all starts to turn after about 24. Or in reality, once you grow the hell up and join the real world.

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@tiff_tv Saw the new E car at CarFest. After the tyre shredding mk1 jag and rallycross 6R4 that preceded it, literally no one cared. Even the young lad next to me said it was a snore fest and could we have the proper cars back...

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@Nintendo_Webbo Blimey that makes me feel proper old.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The fact that the book you swear on to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is THE BIBLE is an all-time irony classic.

[Dave @DaveSQL]

Internet is down in the house. I have cold sweats and palpatations.

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@Cornerstone_HQ It's 4 out of 5 men. Don't butcher the English language. 4 in 5 men is not an idea that appeals to my sexual preferences @Cornerstone_HQ

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@MxMElliott @ZurichPrideUK Wait, what, we have a flagpole?

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@hayu_uk I'd rather stab myself in the eyes with a spoon.

[Dave @DaveSQL]

@ROMANSE any idea why Whiteley is at a complete standstill?

[Not Actual Game Footage @tobyontour]

You name a dev management tool and you can guarantee there’s an Atlassian product that makes it twice as hard as it should be.