Dave The Great

Block every ad and promoted tweet! I deleted 13+ years of tweets and unfollowed every account that I can see elsewhere. I'm only here for, like, 5 stragglers.

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@MuellerSheWrote Please post on Post! I can't wait to ditch this nazi bird app, but you, @Angry_Staffer, and @IwriteOK still primarily use this platform, so I can't cancel my account yet.

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@Angry_Staffer Yes, PLEASE. I hate that I had to come back to Twitter to read you, @MullerSheWrote, and @IwriteOK

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@Angry_Staffer Could you ever see yourself becoming a republican again?

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@IwriteOK My school taught us about drowning and chainsaw accidents and hypothermia in 7th grade. It was a fantastic course even if one didn't take the optional hunter safety section.

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@LAPDChiefMoore Third-largest law enforcement agency in the nation is helmed by a guy that is wrong about law. Also, apparently failed to learn in junior high civics class. And high school. And college. And the police academy. Just ... wow, how is this guy an ultra-high-ranking cop?

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@LauraJedeed People like Popehat have, after some weeks, managed to re-establish their vibe on other platforms and seem to be enjoying them as if it was 8-years-ago Twitter. Your readers will follow you to a new platform eventually - hell, you are the main reason we are still here on birdsite

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@LauraJedeed We don't know what the charges are. We *think* it's hush-money stuff, but could well be old-fashioned bank fraud or some other slam-dunk.

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@LauraJedeed Like, every president gets their taxes audited every year, right? Let's do that, but for crimes.
Make it a yearly thing. Sell merch. Stream the proceedings online.

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@LauraJedeed Fair, but I think if we don't eventually put SOME president in jail for SOME damn thing, we are doomed. I don't even care which president at this point, or for what charge.
We gotta at least tap the breaks.

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@MuellerSheWrote No joking - I actually had that in the 1989s. I (and a couple other kids) had to wash dishes during lunch while our better-off classmates got to do normal lunch/recess stuff.

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@NoelFritsch @FirstHealth Wow, unfit parent. Hopefully the child can be placed in a good home,

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@RepMTG The same people that blame Obama for shit that happened in 2008.

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@LauraJedeed You are one of three people I missed enough to come back to this platform, and the instant I can follow y'all someplace else, like Post, I'm done

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You are all awful.