David

these tweets are to make myself laugh. finish message.

[David @davethoughts222]

Walk a mirror in my mile before you sniff my shoes!

[David @davethoughts222]

It's not doom scrolling. I'm on Pinterest. I'm happy!

[David @davethoughts222]

Instagram has some new pictures today

[David @davethoughts222]

But I'm a creep...

[David @davethoughts222]

Hi, my name's David. I'm sure you don't remember me, but we've actually met before. I just walked up to you a few seconds ago, that's how we know each other

[David @davethoughts222]

I'm smiling bro. I'm smiling and it's cause your love radiates bro

[David @davethoughts222]

Great dude...I just blew out my flip flop. What could possibly be next...

[David @davethoughts222]

My jug says "whole" milk. Who am I to argue...?

[David @davethoughts222]

Even Jesus had to pee

[David @davethoughts222]

My Danimals have been moved... Proceed with caution

[David @davethoughts222]

Oriental shorthair cat in my future. The wife can pick the color. I just want that goofy little fella...

[David @davethoughts222]

Two Dairy Queen hotdogs. Chocolate shake. Stomache ache. Finish message.

[David @davethoughts222]

Men be like: Let me ask the wife! Her opinion is the most important to me, because I love and respect her very much!

[David @davethoughts222]

I need a public only I am allowed into

[David @davethoughts222]

I just had a dream that being gay came in blocks of butter that you bought at the store

[David @davethoughts222]

Refilling prescriptions through Depop

[David @davethoughts222]

You're like a dead wife to me, bro

[David @davethoughts222]

Spacing out my dating profile through individual Pinterest posts