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[Pepe @officialpepe]

10.7.2016 🇵🇹

[Kimi Regal @RegalKimi]

I asked a Ronaldo hater why he doesn’t like Cristiano Ronaldo.

He said, “He’s too proud.”

I asked how he came to that conclusion.

He replied, “Because he speaks highly of himself.”

So I asked him:

“If you don’t believe in yourself enough to speak highly of yourself, who should?”

He had no answer.

[davewiz @davetukmann]

@Madridghost1 @keteneh @grok 😅😅

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

I see you people piling on Peller, it’s not just him
It’s Gege, it’s nons minaj, it’s Carter Efe, Saida boj. Etc

[Mais Ácido 🍄 @MaisAcido]

Endrick: Meu sonho é ser caminhoneiro

Ancelotti:

[davewiz @davetukmann]

@BafanaBafana Go bek

[bitu @elbituuuu]

"Messi está viejo le va a costar contra los africanos"

messi contra los africanos:

[davewiz @davetukmann]

@UnkleAyo That’s why they are the African champions

[davewiz @davetukmann]

Add Yamal Add Yamal, as if na ingredients

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Dear South African brothers, losing 2-0 is not the end!

In 2006, Poland lost 2-0 at the opening match and went ahead to be eliminated from group stages without a point

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

As the World Cup Begins Without Nigeria

As the World Cup begins today across three nations, I identify with our teeming football followers and urge them not to be despondent that Nigeria is not participating, despite the abundant talent in our land.

Our failure to participate on the global stage is not due to a deficit of talent; it is a direct consequence of a deficit in leadership, planning, and institutional support.

The task of building a better Nigeria rests primarily on the shoulders of the younger generation. Do not watch the World Cup with despair; rather, see it as a reminder of where Nigeria ought to be. We must move our country from being a nation of mere consumers of global entertainment to a nation of proud producers and competitors.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[davewiz @davetukmann]

@WelBeast @Gbambor_Jnr 🤣😅

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If I wanted to maintain my current standard of living, but in Nigeria, it would cost too much to be realistic.

Nigerian prices are way too expensive in USD terms despite having such a devalued currency, and I don't understand how everyone is quiet.

That country is stupidly expensive for no reason at all🤷🏾

[davewiz @davetukmann]

@Engrpope1 🤣😅

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

“Before now, Bush belong to men but now, bandit don hold bush strong” 😭😭😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Good morning @DONJAZZY

Months ago, you gave a young man 20M naira to disburse laptops. He didn't, nor has he provided accountability for that money, which is public funds.

That's the subpoint of this tweet.

The main point is that, he stands to implicate you in the future.

What you may or may not know is:

The young man solicited sensitive data like NIN from thousands of potential beneficiaries he lured under an application system trap - for laptops he didn't disburse. Members of his committee too have, consequently, been public touted as fraudulent.

Hundreds of crimes are committed monthly with NIN. Should one of the unsuspecting applicants have their data used in a crime in the future, one can make a case that you funded him to fish private data from the unsuspecting public.

A case can concurrently be made that it is impossible for you not to know his application request system or possible distribution apparatus before dumping 20M before him.

Ideally, you should demand that he publicly accounts for the money - and should you decide to prepare a legal contingency, that's entirely your prerogative. For posterity sake, I have just executed my duty as Twitter's unappointed class captain.

They will not turn your good into evil inside your hand o.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This guy😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT