Dave Walker

Editor of The Common Source, leading publication of Sewanee: The University of The South. Cat lover. SNU. App. St. grad student. North Carolina native.

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Whoa man, I was in the woods for too long. Too many shrooms. Just heard that Shenans is coming back. Can't wait for a cold PBR #shenanigans

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@SewaneeForbes looks like a lot of dead trees to me. ever heard of email?

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@BangHamilton niiiicccceee. reminds me of the time @FakeJamieLum and I got crazy in the Phi attic. actually, I don't want to talk about it.

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@BangHamilton Yeah, that can happen with too many PBRs. Ive woken up in the woods after having one. Howd you break your foot? Too many PBRs?

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@BangHamilton A PBR would be better for you. Nothing like a cold PBR to help you chill.

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@BarackObama What about the trees, man? what you gonna do about the trees?

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@betc4030 @WillyFerrell I was real sad. Was sitting out in the woods drinking PBRs, waiting for the end. Ended up drinking a whole case.

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@betc4030 MIND BLOWN. I'll drink a PBR to that.

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@npoppiti Well, don't be shocked when dudes says they got a piece of that Reece. Hope she likes PBRs.

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hate to be a Scrooge but Xmas is my least fav time of the year. So many trees cut down, wrecks my heart. have a PBR for every tree #FUCKXMAS

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@adeleewan It's Stirlings.

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Oh, and make sure to read the next issue of The Common Source, we talk about Bigfoot conservation, and the need for PBR kegs on campus.

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So guys, next time you go in the woods, make sure to carry some PBRs with you, cause Bigfoot won't kill you if you do.

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And that was the last I ever saw of Bigfoot. I've been putting pbrs in the woods near where I met him, hope to see him again one day.

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Whew, then we head back to the Bigfoot cave and chill, ate some more shrooms and drank more PBRs. I passed out, and woke up in Abbos Alley

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in there guys, I mean, whoever opened that door probably felt like what it felt when the ghostbusters blew up the staypuft marshmallow man

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which is a legit publication. Anyway, we go to the Purple's office, and Bigfoot just jizzes all over the place, it looked like a foam party

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Then I convinced Bigfoot that we should go to the Purple's office and just trash it, cause they're trash, unlike the Common Source,

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a massive shit. You remember that pile of triceratops shit in Jurassic Park? That was an anthill compared to Bigfoot's shit.

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wanna talk about it, bigfoot doesn't either. Then we went to Phi, and bigfoot took a huge shit in their party barn, I mean, talk about