Fern Mayo 💖

Somewhere stuck between Fern and Vylette

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff i went through if i just said no and had boundaries

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

this is 90s fine incase some of yall needed an example

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Between this dating pool and shitty ass economy, I’m about ready to go back to my ex. And that says a lot considering buddy tried to take me off the map.

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Bruh me and Ronnie’s phone conversations is nothing but a collective stimming session 🤣🤣🤣

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

I talked all that shit just be attracted to short men 🫣

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Amongst all things going on my Alocasia is letting me know that she’s happy with how I’m taking care of her. She’s sprouting a new leaf. Being a plant mom is probably the only reassuring thing I have right now.

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

I need my back seriously cracked. Im finna ask my neighbor lil pocket midget ass to walk on my back.

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

I tried. I really did. Yall can have this dating shit.

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Mamas is thicker than a bowl of cold oatmeal. 46 with 3 kids. It’s women with no kids who don’t look this good!!!!!

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

My sister man in town so that means our daily yap session is on hold for a few days 🙄

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

You know what everything be going fine until I tell my therapist about my potential dating partner. I mean it’s almost instant that shit goes south after I talk about things with her. 🤔🤨

Heffa I’m watching you 😂

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

I have been feeling a lot of emotional discomfort lately. Like is this unresolved trauma finally coming to the surface? It’s getting harder to avoid the “crashout” episodes.

[ny² mourns marie moreau @wintourvfx]

broKWJXBAMCNEJ #LoveIslandUSA

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Accommodating a guest’s unhealthy eating habits when you’ve made a complete lifestyle change is frustrating and expensive.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

'the Devil Wears Prada' premiered 19 years ago today, here's a thread of fun facts and scenes from the movie:

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

I’ve been on the phone with shorty for almost an hour. He has not stopped talking not once. And this conversation has be centered around him. Mind you I have heard this same rant at least 3-4 times. I damn near can recite it with him verbatim. 😒

[Fern Mayo 💖 @davewest__]

Very much done dating because if I continue, it’s going to be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing with matching t-shirts and balloon releasing.

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

The kids will never know

[˗ˏˋ pj ˎˊ˗ @mwahhpjj]

The All-American Rejects did a pop-up show in a bowling alley in Minneapolis for $5. I've never been so jealous omggg