DavidClamp

Writer, musician, knows his way around a vegetable patch

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@WinsXavi @J26367394 @MitLand4 @Mooney4me @JohnFetterman Look man I did it for you

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@WinsXavi @J26367394 @MitLand4 @Mooney4me @JohnFetterman Google Rupert Murdoch. Take a look at what the Murdochs own.

I know you guys assume everyone else is misinformed, but until this conversation I'm not even sure you knew he existed. He's probably the most influential media mogul on the planet. Actually Google it.

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To everyone who got tickets: congratulations and fuck you

#Glastonbury

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When you wanna tell your heartbroken friend there are plenty more fish in the sea but then you remember fish stocks have declined massively over the past fifty years and many species are on the verge of extinction

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@YvetteCooperMP Hi Yvette, could you please pass this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg next time you see him? Thanks

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@mrjamesob Hi James, could you please give this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg next time you see him. Thanks

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@LBC @mrjamesob Hi James, could you please give this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg next time you see him. Thanks

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@PoliticsMoments My letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg

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@PoliticsMoments

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@guardian Can anyone at @guardian please get this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg for me? Thanks

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@AlexanderNassau Thank you!

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@PaulHop70887106 @theousherwood @YvetteCooperMP Thank you!

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A letter to Rees-Mogg

#politics #PoliticsToday

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@carolinenokes @RishiSunak @PennyMordaunt Hi Caroline, could you please pass on this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg when you see him next. Thanks

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@CarolineLucas @guyshrubsole @BBCr4today @LostRainforests Hi Caroline, could you please pass on this letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg when you see him. Thanks

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@vintonio64 @First_a_dad @W_Politico @benshapiro Come on man 😅 he's a toddler

And you know it, deep down

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Huzzah! Looks like anyone who was worried about their energy bills this winter can now officially sit back, relax, and let Evil Luna Lovegood turn Britain back into the Cheese Empire it apparently once was.

Fear not, shivering peasants! The cheddar Thatcher has come