Dave Highton

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@g__j @agile_phil 39362.6

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@SMARTYMobileUK just wanted to let you know that thanks to your infuriating and relentless advertising campaign I am no longer directing business in your direction. YouTube advertising seems to be a way for businesses to pay to alienate potential customers!

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@theJeremyVine You are such a journalist wanker. You’d do anything for a story or a twitter view. You are the problem. Full stop.

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@OctopusEnergy I have a smart meter, but only for electricity as my gas meter is too far away. I would like to switch to tracker, is there anything I can do about it?

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@awscloud @YouTube When are you idiots going to learn that advertising is a fine balance? YouTube is taking the piss with the number of adverts, and they are wasting your money. Adverts are an annoyance, the same one repeatedly turns your audience off your brand!

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@LauraLeslieF1 More Karun, Martin and Damon. Get Ted more involved generally. More of Nico and Danica. Get Bernie in commentary as much as she’s willing, she adds incredible insight. Please sack off Naomi, she has nothing worthwhile to say and makes everyone I talk to want to turn off.

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@theJeremyVine @swedemason Bloody hell! Vine finally posts something worthwhile! @swedemason peak genius there!

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@theJeremyVine @DanPaulman @chris_bullard01 No, it’s not your job to. Nor is it your job to enforce them. We have trained people to do that for us. Your job is journalism which is the art of poking your nose into other people’s business. Oh wait, I seem to have invoked a terminal loop

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@theJeremyVine @f_loveoflife @AmazonUK Best you can do is to take issue with spelling? You’ve lost it fella. Sad, you used to be quite a good listen before the one man cycling crusade

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@VirginAtlantic Economy class hairdryer

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@grumpygamer I’m fairly sure you won’t see this, but I’m absolutely sure I owe you this. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart for Return. It was so much more than perfect. Extended thanks to everyone of course, but Ron this was the jewel in the crown. You’ve touched so many lives!

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@BWallaceMP I’m afraid the public doesn’t. But I have to say that in this crazy world, your leadership might just be enough to get me to vote blue - and that’s saying something.

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@sarahkelly514 @CMPG @HighwayCodeGB You both misunderstand and support my point. It’s not the action I’m criticising, it’s the fact that the driver was clearly in some kind of distress or desperation to try to keep going. My annoyance is with the smug tweet about reporting them.

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@MrAndrewCotter @Serenity0407 😂

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@MrJamesMay Come on now, has to be as far as necessary. Define the length of a residential street 😂

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@RWPUSA What the literal, actual fuck is wrong with you @realDonaldTrump ? Which bit of your dysfunctional mind believes that people are laughing with you rather than at you? I’m not media, so what am I? Fake people? You said would lie. You do the maths. (You’ll probably need help)

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@mrjamesob What is wrong with you? #failedjournalist ? I dislike them as much as you do, but your conspiracy level remarks only strengthen them.

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@Kent_Online @baldystrok @subiliminal You are hyping the issue, causing more people to defensively respond to protect their families by panic buying. Why don’t you go to the warehouses and show how much stock there really is instead to alleviate rather than exacerbate the problem?

[Dave Highton @daveXP]

@RevRichardColes It’s easy to say as much as it’s hard to hear, but when grief fades to memories it does get better. One day at a time and never lose sight of the fact that what you had was for always, not the human construct of time. Thinking of you.