daveyfortner

Hi. I'm Davey Fortner and you're watching Disney Channel! (Glow stick hand motion)

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@markhoppus She’s a widow homie! I don’t think he’d put up much of a fight!

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@AndyRichter I just wanna let you know I’m loving your podcast sir!

“I’ll throw a fried egg on a god damn corpse at a funeral!” - Andy Richter

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@JoshRamsay I went to a wedding recently.

1. Open bar. Sick.

2. This was a person at my table. You can imagine my disappointment.

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@billburr Ole Billy Blast Tits!

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@hammysays Dude! I was in Springs today too! Slamming some Chicken Guy! Ha

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@PatTheNESpunk Links awakening remake! Side note: fucking love it.

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@theLordMangus Yo their latest album Victory Lap fucking rips!

[Anthony Raneri @AnthonyRaneri]

Really don’t understand the GOT hate.

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@JoshRamsay what was the high note you were stoked about hitting before the record was released? The bridge of “Echoes of You?��

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@AnthonyRaneri @BaysideBand Is it even possible for you to write a bad song?

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@theLordMangus The album Haunt What’s Left in particular.

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@theLordMangus This or the Apocalypse

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The Good Place is legit one of the best shows on TV right now.

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@KyleMoshier 1. HOW DARE YOU!
2. Valid point.

[Mr. Roger @RogerC137]

Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?

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@SAINTEsays @HandmaidsOnHulu Dude... that finale was so rad!

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@PeanutButterGmr Did you beat The Trial of the Sword in BOTW? It’s kicking my ass man!

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@thisbandfucks @theLordMangus Balls! Sorry! I didn’t know it’d tag you on my tweet to Ben as well! Ha Me and Cato joke about how much Art rocks the “ew” and “yeah” in between guitar riffs is all!

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@thisbandfucks @theLordMangus Ewww.... yeah.....

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@theLordMangus Did you fux with BOTW and Odyssey before you lost it?!