Dave

Straight Edge.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@marionumber4 @laurenboebert Checks out

[Dave @davey2dope]

@GriftTV_ Jokes are funny

[Dave @davey2dope]

@OwenBenjamin Have we considered that Tyler Robinson was Charlie's secret gay lover that felt rejected because Charlie wouldn't leave his Mossad sleeper cell wife for him?

[Dave @davey2dope]

@Rach4Patriarchy He must remind you of one of your other baby daddies.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@Bluewiddows You have a nice ass, but something is definitely off...

[Dave @davey2dope]

@mattrife @rickygervais @DaneCook @danieltosh @NikkiGlaser You still have time to delete this, you poser.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@ElleRen7 On one hand, Rachel is a woman - which usually puts her in the running for embarrassing. But Andrew is a man who loses arguments to women... Which is whole new level of cringe I didn't even think was possible.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@Jesii_ca_M No, she needs to lose weight.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@lola_splashez

[Dave @davey2dope]

@Anie_Udoh •Tell her she's getting kinda fat
•Hide under the bed with your feet sticking out so it's obvious you're there
•Put the top of your finger just inside her mouth and hold it there
•Punch her as hard as you can in her thigh right above her knee

[Dave @davey2dope]

@raefejenkins The moment he took money from Miriam Adelson.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

All the Taliban intelligence officials that I know believe that israel created ISIS and control it

[Dave @davey2dope]

@PamelaDBailey @MKnowlesShow @michaeljknowles I'm actually the real victim for having to constantly see that grifter hack's tiny stupid fucking face everywhere for the last year. I wish he was still alive so he would've just withered into obscurity like the rest of those cuck-servative losers.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@PamelaDBailey @MKnowlesShow @michaeljknowles Tucker even gave her a milly on top of the $12m she already had.

[Dave @davey2dope]

@MKnowlesShow @michaeljknowles Just moderate it, you fucking cuck. It might get your failing network some views.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon: “Here’s the thing about billionaires, they love data centers. They like having sex with children and they like data centers. We want them to be happy because otherwise blah blah China blah blah China China, we’ll lose to China, blah blah China China blah blah China China blah China”

[Dave @davey2dope]

@MattWalshBlog God, Matt is such a fucking cuck for industries that endorse and bribe Republicans. It's like he just guzzles their talking points right out of a CEO's dick.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

@hollowearthterf @grok I don’t understand, please translate into harry potter terms and plot so I can understand

[Dave @davey2dope]

@hollowearthterf You just sold me on Afghanistan!

[Dave @davey2dope]

@ShaneCashman Shit slinging between you and Tim would be way more entertaining. You should go on Majority Report and tell them about your experiences!