David Bruner

Just a normal guy who really likes his nerdy stuff.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante And somehow usually has the most HP coming out of said battles smh. Let chaos reign!

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@SuSuEnclave @inferno4dante I guessed penguin but the wrong one. He said I don’t even get half credit though 😔.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Look, I’m sorry okay? Side quests require sacrifice 😂.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante @glee_writes Woo!! Real life friends!

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante 4 stainless steel balls banging together?

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@KiwiGrumpus @inferno4dante No worries! I got him where he needed to go! 😎

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

Some days I like to be chaotic and make a playlist where busta rhymes sits next to shakira.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante What if they stay indoors when it snows?

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante 👀

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Depends on how much you eat to eat them up 😉

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante But what is gurt? You have gogurt for on the go, and yougurt which is just for you. Where did gurt come from? 🤔

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@parleeauthor @inferno4dante I once had a really short old man (couldn’t have been more than 4’11”-5’2”) tell me once that if I ever got the question “how’s the weather up there?” I was supposed to spit on the ground and say “it’s all clear up here is it raining down there?” and I think about that a lot. 😬

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Lemonades are good yeah but I will forever stand by do-si-dos being the best and it’s the hill I will die on lol.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante It’s so nice to know you think of me during your nightly Twitter rampages lol.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Can I be a bag of bees instead?

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Yeeeeeessss

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante Unfortunately accurate lol.

[David Bruner @daveyboyb1]

@inferno4dante 👀👀