Dave Giles

[Dave Giles @daveyg23]

@PlymUni #plymgrad congrats Sean G we are all so proud of you 👨🏻‍🎓

[Dave Giles @daveyg23]

@British_Airways BA website says I’ve took off🤔still on runway for next two hours😡

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

it’s ok to be white.
it’s ok to be black.
it's ok to be asian.
it’s ok to be female.
it’s ok to be male.
it’s ok to be gay.
it’s ok to be straight.
it’s ok to be YOU.

But it's never ok to call football soccer 😉

[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

The Liverpool squad out in Munich tomorrow. 😂

[Dave Giles @daveyg23]

@BBCMOTD Steven Gerrard #legend #YNWA

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Never mind the silly goal-scoring numbers, Messi is the best passer of the ball I’ve ever seen. Ridiculous vision and weight of pass. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Didi Hamann @DietmarHamann]

Superb , got my vote

[Claire @ClaireG23]

Bit of a half measure for a tall cappuccino @StarbucksUK not even taken a sip out of it!!

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

#Day1

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

🙌🙌 https://t.co/OgcVnakeGe

[Oasis @oasis]

'Some Might Say' is 23 years old today, released on the 24th April, 1995. It was Oasis' first number one.
https://t.co/NlSx9ZoMtX

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

A familiar face comes back to haunt his own teammates, HERE'S SALAH!

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Dejan Lovren just asked me if I was happy to become the first player in history to record 9 assists in a single Champions League season. I said Yes, Dejan but I'd be happier if I didn't concede that penalty. He said Yeah, that's fair enough. I said Thanks, Dejan.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just said to Jordan Henderson, 5-2 what a result! He said, Yeah James, it would have been even better if you didn’t concede that penalty. I said Not now, Jordan.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I said to Mo Salah Well done on scoring your 43rd goal this season. He said Have I really scored that many? I said Yes, you have. You scored 41 goals before tonight and because you scored 2 that means you've scored 43. He said Thanks for that, James. I said No worries.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

THIRTY. NINE. GOALS.

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Barça! What the fuck?

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

Carlsberg don’t do mid week Champions League nights ....but if they did ....😊