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Daveyoufool, aka Ned Caratacus. Cis. He/him. Author of Neverstone & a whole mess of SCPs. Metalhead.

Neverstone Book 4 available NOW!

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Okay, breaking my hiatus - but only in greener pastures.

Daveyoufool dot bsky dot social.

See ya there, suckers~

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@ZennyReadsAlot @pjochlan @TantorAudio Sorry I got to this so late. The audio deal was for the first three books -- but I have a feeling if I get enough sets of eyes on book 4 it'll have an audio version of its own eventually, so if you want it, spread the word!

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@cakesofarsenic This made my day <3

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Next skip is going to involve a parody of superhero tropes.

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It's been a hot minute since I posted anything here. TL;DR: the human brain is a con job and mental health is the IRL version of those soulsborne poison swamps.

But don't fret. I've got some shit cooking for Neverstone and SCP.

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My craziest skip yet: "Vathek and Theseus go to Chipotle."

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Psychic worm orgies, Faustian bargains, lemon juice baths, himbos, forbidden wisdom, kaijus, and Ellen Degeneres. Six offsets.

SCP-8XXX: Vathek and Theseus Go to Chipotle.

Coming January 24th.

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Welp. Figured I'd actually give regular posting for the Neverstone blog a shot. Let's do dis.

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Thanks for y'all's patience with my out-of-touchness. OCD's been a real motherfucker lately and I need some time to heal, but I'll be back soon.

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All I can say is, @DEATHBATTLE is really missing a gold mine by not having a Boris Badenov/Natasha Fatale vs. Jessie/James/Meowth episode.

I mean, come on. Chronically stupid, show-stealing villains obsessed with particular woodland critters. It writes itself.

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First new -J in a while. https://t.co/ETBIJiBt5V

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@TboneBerryhill Panicking and catastrophizing are useless and is not anyone's civic duty. We'll take this shit one day at a time like we always do.

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@o0fuego0o Thanks man. I’m cautiously optimistic. I’ll be in a red state tomorrow. With any luck, if Trump loses, I’ll get to see the looks on their faces in real time…

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I already voted.

No more panicking.

Whatever happens with this stupid election, keep going. No complacency, no defeatism, and absolutely no suicide. Keep going, keep fighting, keep loving.

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It's here -- the continuation of Last Ride of the Day.

Just a fair warning - it's a bit different in tone, and WAY darker. Probably the darkest thing I've written so far for SCP.

SCP-8922: The Curse of Site-BELUGA.
https://t.co/7iJmhOfIOn

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Lacking motivation to answer the phone? Protip: switch your ringtone to Gilbert Gottfried doing The Aristocrats. It’ll stress you out worse than the drowning countdown noise in Sonic games, but it’s effective!

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Find the joke.

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Hiatus be damned. I’d like to make an announcement.

In just a few days, my first SCP-001 proposal, Last Ride of the Day, is getting a sequel. Tentative title: Kenny Nance, Boy Genius.

You will not have to have read Last Ride to enjoy it.

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cool fighting aliens now