@JamesCleverly Sorry to see that you've drawn the short straw to be Nadine "Pints o' Gin" Dorries today -- is she lying drunk in a ditch somewhere? Keep on fluffing that flaccid Johnson!
@RicHolden@BorisJohnson Any normal person would have sent someone out to the nearest Co-op to fill up the wine suitcase. Ain't no party like the Tory party's parties.
@neil_parish Tractor porn, eh? You kinky boy. Like your tax-payer funded wife said, "Itโs demeaning. But on the other hand it takes two to tango. There must be tractors posing for all this."