Davey

Why are you reading this? vocal athlete. cat enthusiast. less angry than my voice is conveying.

[Davey @daveysaginger]

@dadmann_walking My mom rolled my neck up in the station wagon window when I was 4 and didn’t notice until I started banging on the window

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Wow. My bathroom lighting really keeps me humble.

[Davey @daveysaginger]

JD Vance responding to Jack Schlossberg’s TikToks

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Skinwalkers are actually pretty chill if you just take the time to get to know them. #tolerence

[Davey @daveysaginger]

It’s actually very brave to dissociate at the grocery store.

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Send me your address I’m coming to pick you up @Lane_Kiffin !!!!!

[Davey @daveysaginger]

She’d probably categorize my tea-totaler, 30-year elementary librarian mom as a smut peddler because she hosted Scholastic book fairs. And I loved the book fair, which is how I became a sex demon.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

4. But Burkhardt went further, arguing that Conroe should remove all Scholastic books from schools and stop hosting Scholastic book fairs.

According to Burkhardt, "getting rid of Scholastic books and their book fairs will inevitably protect kids."

https://t.co/ozdtf5uTF6

[Davey @daveysaginger]

This is so horrible and will keep happening as long as we put up with it. I can’t type what I wish about the everyone participating in this sham. Their lives, like the victim’s, should never be the same again.

[RHAvote @RHAVote]

"Rather than focusing on healing physically and emotionally, she was arrested and charged with a felony."

An Ohio woman miscarried her pregnancy at 22 weeks into a toilet. Now she's charged with "abuse of a corpse."

Her case may pivot on "viability," which is very bad.
1/🧵

[Davey @daveysaginger]

What the hell kind of ad is this, Elon?

[Davey @daveysaginger]

The Ring does not scare me because I don’t have a landline

[Davey @daveysaginger]

That hat is on backwards.

[Tony Gonzales @TonyGonzales4TX]

RECORD 260,000+ illegal entries in the US during September. This border crisis is unsustainable, we need sensible solutions NOW. #TX23

[Davey @daveysaginger]

No. That’s not what we need to kill.

[Financial Review @FinancialReview]

Gurner Group founder Tim Gurner tells the Financial Review Property Summit workers have become "arrogant" since COVID and "We've got to kill that attitude." https://t.co/lcX3CCxGuj

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Happy Birthday to the woman decked out in 9/11 gear who forced me to take multiple pictures of her at the WTC memorial because she “shared” a birthday with it

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Everyday I wake up with more Nazi hate in my heart and it sustains me like water

[Davey @daveysaginger]

I’m having a lot of trouble dealing with the collective hubristic stupidity of many Americans

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Right-wing nazis will log onto this site today, 9/11, and tell you that the real enemy of America are the democrats. Their fellow citizens. Most will have blue checks. Jew-hating Elon and his Saudi overlords will warp more minds with their anti-intellectual bullshit.

[Davey @daveysaginger]

Never forget that Mitt Romney, however “aw shucks” he tries to come across, is also a piece of shit who hates women.

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Romney’s idea for resolving Tuberville’s hold on military promotions: have the Pentagon say “we’re not going to pay for any more travel for abortion for anyone beyond 16 weeks of pregnancy”

[Davey @daveysaginger]

If kangaroos had longer arms it would be over for Australia

[Davey @daveysaginger]

I uploaded a slideshow of wedding pictures to TikTok and it picked some true crime ass music that makes me look like a murderer. It’s cute

[Davey @daveysaginger]

I understand you’re trying to corner the anti-trump Boomer vote. But every generation of American is suffering from the effects of for-profit healthcare. It’s time to catch up with the rest of the first world. It’s time for universal healthcare.
@POTUS

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In 2022, it cost a senior up to $6,497 in out-of-pocket costs for just one of these drugs.

That's unacceptable.

By opening these drugs up to price negotiation, we're working to change that reality.

[Davey @daveysaginger]

TikTok won’t let me search for Dick Van Dyke because most of his name is against Community Guidelines