‘THE’ Honkey

“We’re born alone. We live alone. We die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for a moment that we are not alone”-Orson Welles

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

😉 https://t.co/tcJMmlvW2y

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Nonpartisan investigations of previous elections have found that voter fraud is exceedingly rare.

State officials from both parties, as well as international observers, have also stated that the 2020 election went well. 
https://t.co/qBs590ptxz

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

@JustinTrudeau How’d that work out for ya. You may still have your country… but we… own… your…. Sport. Bottle up the tears, age them in a new charred oak barrel, and age them for 10 years. Gain your country some respect back,let Alberta be the 51st. Maybe you wont end up the worst PM ever.

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

@MLB you’ve ruined baseball by not letting people watch their teams without an ass raping subscription you’ll only use for 3 games. Fix it for us.

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Just a reminder to all the people saying they’re not going to watch the Super Bowl or they’d rather root for the Chiefs because they don’t like the Eagles/Philly:

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

I HAVE LITERAL CHILLS

IM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL!

GO BIRDS

[𝑭𝒆𝒔𝒕 𓅐 @bigfester7]

@PSUBarstool hang the banner

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

LMFAOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

LETS ALL LAUGH AT THE DALLAS COWBOYS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Philadelphia native @gilliedakid hilariously describes Eagles rookie CB Cooper DeJean. 😂

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Do you Remember this guy? This is what Trump needs as his Political Ad! Trump needs us all to be this Motivated, on fire for our Country 🇺🇸.

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

@Phillies if you haven’t thought this yet, Hoffman and Esteves need to be traded for a single tire on a golf cart. They have always sucked. You keep playing them in important situations and they let us down. We gave up on them and you should too

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

Who the hell is benzino? And why does it look like he got lock jaw from having shadys cock in his mouth?

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

The brains of Schulz and his team are insane, this is so good 😂😂�

[Grace Del Pizzo @GraceDelPizzo]

This is a Wednesday in July btw

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

She’s part of the system that’s raping us and doesn’t care

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 KAMALA: SEXUAL VIOLENCE IS A GRUESOME PART OF MODERN CONFLICT

"Sexual violence remains a part of modern conflict globally. In Ukraine, Russian forces have raped women.

In Iraq, ISIS forced women into sexual slavery.

In Sudan, paramilitary forces terrorize women.

In Haiti, gangs use sexual assault to coerce communities.

We've seen similar horrors in South Sudan, Ethiopia, Central African Republic, and the DRC.

My heart breaks for the trauma in these conflicts.

On October 7, Hamas committed horrific acts of sexual violence. Sheryl, I thank you for highlighting these issues.

I saw images of bloodied Israeli women abducted, reports of rape at the Nova Music Festival, and heard stories from a former hostage about what she witnessed."

Source: @therecount

[‘THE’ Honkey @daveywavey97]

@SamStafff Better now than October

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Joe Biden has started a trend 🤣🤣🤣

It’s called, “Do the Biden!”

SOUND UP! 🔊🔊🤣🤣

[MLB @MLB]

Rob McElhenney just couldn't choose between Bryce Harper and Chase Utley to catch his first pitch ... so he turned a double play with them instead 😂

#LondonSeries

[Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot]

England has a message for Americans! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

found some wall art at ross dress for less

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

kylie refusing to show up in anything more supportive than a cincinnati bearcats shirt should be enough to give her the key to the city