David Austin

Husband. Father. Civil Litigator. Pronouns: get/bent

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

What I find amazing with respect to the botched lethal injection in Tennessee is that we have all these ‘death with dignity’ states where people can swallow some juice and kill themselves. So we know how to do this. Government really is just worthless on so many levels.

[David Austin @davezdude]

@iowahawkblog Wait…what did Kaitlin Collins do now?

[David Austin @davezdude]

@ChrisMartzWX The Venn diagram of these types of drivers is a concentric circle with those who drive the speed limit (or slower) in the fast lane IMHO

[David Austin @davezdude]

Seems like a perfect fit for @RuthlessPodcast @ComfortablySmug

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

The bracket is getting smaller, but the bears keep getting bigger.

Voting is open! Go to https://t.co/I3SPzPXIXx to cast your vote for more fat bears.

[David Austin @davezdude]

@TheAliceSmith Even their "new" ideas are, no longer, new.

Let me guess: They're going to update it for a modern audience?

[David Austin @davezdude]

@lilykepner @UTAustin Sounds like a good start to me

[David Austin @davezdude]

@ClayTravis And all those "football insiders" who ranked Jordan Love above Brock Purdy ought to, at least through week 2, rethink their life choices...

[David Austin @davezdude]

@catturd2 Maybe you’re right about global warming, but us here in California know that if you give the Democrats and nepotistic NGOs more than the $24 B they have already received, they will definitely fix the homelessness problem

[David Austin @davezdude]

@infantrydort The root cause of this problem is “Episcopal priestess”

[David Austin @davezdude]

@NancyMace If one thinks about it, fundamentally what Sara wants is for men to support women no matter their behavior, I.e. interminable indentured servitude

[David Austin @davezdude]

@SteveDeaceShow Thus quoth the advocates of “fault free” divorce

[David Austin @davezdude]

@ClayTravis Why, exactly, is it legal and acceptable that the cast of the View is entirely female and has been for years? Isn’t this patent discrimination and misandry?

[David Austin @davezdude]

@JoeyMannarino Importing infinity third worlders who, in turn, vote for communist Muslims, apparently

[David Austin @davezdude]

@EricWnuck @AnnieAgar Demarcus Robinson hopped his way off the field yesterday with much more serious injury (and, reportedly, no tears were shed)

[David Austin @davezdude]

@Michael_Fabiano I think it's possible Justin Herbert is currently incapable of running the Shanahan offense (through Mike McDaniels)

[David Austin @davezdude]

@Luca_Johnson96 Worth noting that this type of triumphalist response demonstrates that the Stand Up To Racisms of the world know this sort of conduct can and will be repeated without consequence or state repercussions...

[David Austin @davezdude]

@seanmdav I know this was intended as a burn, but us short people need to recognize our limits and ask for help sometime

[David Austin @davezdude]

@DannyParkins Perhaps, but which one? Should the 49ers have fired Kyle Shanahan in 2021 to keep Robert Saleh?

[David Austin @davezdude]

@JedWells23 You forgot: ask for the game against the 49ers and make it a home game

[David Austin @davezdude]

@Kentuckygirl1 Not just native born but at least the third generation of native born citizens