dav

Je m’appelle Dav

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

Got a new job with a drastically higher salary.

[megha @litttiichokha]

is september ending or did september end me?

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

Text me if it’s urgent, call me if it’s funny

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[Nuga @omo__nuga]

Hello Monday you piece of shit.

[grace @gracefishlove]

We can start drinking for halloween Rn if you want

[Pinn💥 @PinnaColadaa_]

Moi à 9 ans quand ma mère me demandait de surveiller derrière elle pendant qu’elle retirait de l’argent.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Low iron azz btch i bet you cold rn

[erica @ericanextdooor]

fuck marry kill

soup salad sandwich

[xan @lilxan1k]

what a year this week has been

[. — @4sakenuser]

It’s always a Mexican person saying “imagine..."

[The Infamous @theinfamousyr]

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[Benadryl Bandit @BenadrylBandit3]

Dude just got cut off at the airport bar at 9:55am impressive

[hi @hi689944]

First time my ex came to visit me I sent her on Frontier with 4 connecting flights

[✨Rose🌙 @h3llraiser__]

Chief keef was right. Damn I hate being sober.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm at the age where if i see a chair, i'm sitting.