David Ivie

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@realDonaldTrump when will you let my girlfriend fly over from England?

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@Chelsit10 By the looks of it , a blizzard

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@kinglrg_ Yo the Indiana Jones ride at Disney land got turnt up 😂

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@_allexislynn Ha for real me too

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@maddiestokes22 For real tho I probably see at least ten posts like this a day it’s out of hand

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

You guys think the dad giving R a hand job on abducted in plain sight is crazy try listening to this guy talk on behind the curve 🤦🏻‍♂️

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Like your kids ask “dad how did you meet mom”? Well son I was on Instagram and I seen her ass bent over in a mirror and it was captioned “she believed she could do she did” so I messaged her and told her she was hotter than a spoon at Demi lovato’s house and the rest Is history🤷🏼‍♂️

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Girls are always complaining that guys don’t respect women but then they post an Instagram pic with their bikini bottom ripped so far up their ass crack it looks like they’re naked like what kinda guy do you think you’re attracting ? A respectful nice guy or the town fuckboy ?😂

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@jesirasmussen Gym

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Every RT counts! ⬇️

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#ProBowlVote | @VanderEsch38
#ProBowlVote | @VanderEsch38

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Seriously how bout them cowboys!!!!!!

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

SQUAD! 🔥🔥🔥
#TENvsDAL https://t.co/3D59HxIIOV

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

@stimpy217 I like how they are like ask me a question I’m bored and your like if your bored why don’t you reply to the snapchat I sent like an hour ago ha 😂

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Saturday nights is by far the best song on the new Khalid album 👌🏻

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

The real naked and afraid is when you get out of the shower and realize you forgot to grab a towel out of the closet on the other end of the house

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Girls will put up a selfie bent over in front of a mirror in a bikini and caption it “She believed she could, so she did “ .....ha like wtf does that have to do with your ass eating those bikini bottoms??? 😂😂

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Some girls are seriously never happier then when they’re complaining about being miserable on twitter #irony

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

How do people get out of the shower and not clean their ears ? If I don’t I might as well have not even showered

[David Ivie @david11ivie]

Is it just me or does the grinch look like every girl the week before she has her baby ????😂