David Lyons

If you are reading this you should try hot Dr Pepper. Seriously, it's great. Try it.

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Foyles thought an order note I made would just come on the invoice paper, surprised to see it came on a handwritten card! #Classy

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

Obidicut #thecompletetweets

[Stuart Brennan @StuartBrennan63]

So for the second year running, blameless #MCFC fans will be punished by Uefa for the racism of opposing fans. Can't be right

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

Aside from City, draw looking pretty tough for English teams. Hopefully Europa draw will help us keep coefficient up! #bbcsportsday

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@JoshAmbrus #MetaAmbrus #SelfAware

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@SukiTea Afternoon tea moment by the canal Limekiln Cafè Dobcross. Daffodils in bloom, spring in full swing. #sukitea

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

Afternoon tea moment beside the canal The Limekiln Cafè, Dobcross. Daffodils in bloom, spring in full swing. #sukitea

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

It was the snow planet, after all. http://t.co/7jeu592i

[Etihad Stadium @Etihad_Stadium]

Dzeko was just featured on showboat on @SoccerAM. I never thought I'd see the day #proud

[Craig @CraigWescott1]

Man City need defensive back-up. Not a first rate signing, but somebody adequate enough to ensure Javi Garcia never plays again.

[Etihad Stadium @Etihad_Stadium]

To be fair, we always do shit in Europe

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Re JK Rowling story. Woman reviewing papers on Sky News pointed out there is literary precedent for this. Cited a Gary Barlow song. Really.

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Langley16 @Little_Aisling Poor Aeneas. He had to endure a lot.

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

'Right Said Fred' trending because of Holly Willoughby breasts and Fred of Brazil scoring against Italy. Double trends. #Impressive

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Langley16 Annoyingly graze email me only when the box is in the post, so I didn't have a chance to change the address. Enjoy your free box!

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Langley16 @Little_Aisling Far too much detail in the sculpting of some of these.

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Langley16 @Little_Aisling Also "Values and virtues are entirely meaningless in ancient terms." Is this guy a legit classicist? I think not.

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

@Langley16 @Little_Aisling Pretty cool group. Funny how the Christians now see their views as nonsense! But a virgin birth, that makes sense

[David Lyons @david3lyons]

Just looking through my tweets for the day and it seems @NDJ_Official has RT half the world...