David Kelly

Your general all round nerd. Solves code problems with brute force and ignorance.

[David Kelly @david4482]

Two ice-creams
https://t.co/PdgYFskXOO

[David Kelly @david4482]

Saw a job on linkedIn, sounded ok was considering applying. Checked how many applicants... Over four thousand! Geees pick someone, that's just cruel at this point, can't all be chancing arm.

[David Kelly @david4482]

Found out today a mobile app I wrote in a job 17 years ago was still working making money for a company. That's nice.

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@ID_AA_Carmack Reminds me of the programmer that beat the devil at constrained resource coding by using the acoustic delay in the air between the microphone and speaker as a "sound-based buffer," for the extra memory space needed to win the contest.

[David Kelly @david4482]

Found out today my car has a button for lane assist. And here I've been keeping it in the lane by myself like a chump for years now.

[David Kelly @david4482]

Did a little DIY metal fab. If you know you know. Slaps wheel "That ain't going nowhere"

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Merry Christmas folks🎄

[David Kelly @david4482]

Doing a lot of deep thinking this weekend around how to best utilise my skill sets and position myself for the next phase of my career. Software engineering for me has never been about the coding but the solutioning. Reducing noise and getting to that perfect fit jigsaw piece 🧩

[David Kelly @david4482]

@mattdykema Ah the old spiral ( fuck ) up cut bit

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Olwyn going out as Lil Petey from Dog man

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Happy Halloween 🎃

[David Kelly @david4482]

Costume WIP. Dr. Doom from marvel.

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Pretty neat build.

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Buildy time

[David Kelly @david4482]

I had a bizarre dream that a snake had a knighthood, but then it changed and it wasn't a snake anymore. It was sir eel. #dadjokes

[Formula 1 @F1]

A day to remember for F2 racer Alex Dunne 🤩

Outstanding 👏

#F1 #AustrianGP

[David Kelly @david4482]

DIY: made a little farm shed for tractor mad nephew.

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@brianlelas @levarburton Nice one Brian!

[David Kelly @david4482]

We had a wonderful night of stargazing in Gran Canaria with astrogctours https://t.co/dtcRyTkVya #astroGC #grancanaria #astronomy