David

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

✨🇩🇪 Deniz Undav has already 3 goals and 2 assists in two games at the World Cup. 💥

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[🐊 @stylishcapalot]

@heismric

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Omo stingy with your money o, E hard to bounce back die 😂😂

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Been dey argue with one girl about marriage & 50/50

She say if she Dey contribute to the 50% she no go Dey do house chores.

I remind am say that house chores na for her jnr sisters wey go Dey live with us

She never reply me.

[. @B0ymanager]

4 guys
total silence

my guy: "we gas make am bro"
All man: "omoooooooooo"

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨😅 | #MUFC are the MOST IMPROVED team this season, with 29 more points than they had last season. [@TheAthleticFC]

[BODE @n0thimagain]

god i fit leave my wedding, go watch man u ball

i love this club pass my babe

[pszn cross ✞︎ 🇵🇹 @psznkelechi]

God please send me a freak that just wants to use me for sex, I’m tired of having meaningful conversations 🧎🏾‍♂️

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Nigerian men are truly ruined 😂
You make money, your babe is already included in your budget.

She makes Money and you won't even know 😂😂

[DR-TGb🏄🏿‍♂️-iSellWears🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🇧🇷 @alt_tgbwears]

“Girlfriend allowance”

Very funny concept 😂😂

I go rather die

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

LAMMENSSSSS 😭😭❤️ https://t.co/KhKtKE8NS2

[aibu🪴 @painncake]

HOW DO PARENTS AFFORD FOOD EVERYDAY OH MY GOD

[🤠🇧🇷🇫🇷🇵🇹 @love4odin]

i no want premier league teams again, give me country!!! give me france, give me argentina!!!

[Lawal Olayiwola @Layitheyoungboy]

@love4odin Make dem give me 5 clubs at once

[tkon™️🇧🇪 @sheluvstkon]

no longer sending money to people that I’m not sleeping with. It’s been real, no hard feelings.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

If I’m dating someone one thing I’ll never hide is when I’m broke. I’ll say it point blank. If you wan de go de go. All those walking on eggshells isn’t for me fam.

[Mummy Success @ProbablyDafe]

So if man no guide, e no deserve woman loyalty. But if e guide, make e loyal to one woman.

Go buy jersey make you print Mumu for the back give your boyfriend.