david

Life’s a trip, tie your shoes

[david @david9omez]

i just wanna photosynthesize and lay in a flower field in a big fur coat with some cool sunglasses on and count bugs that fly over me

[Director @tayallard]

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

[david @david9omez]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Calling all Pets with names starting with
H
He
Li
Be
B
C
N
O
F
Ne
Reply with a photo and name of your pet to maybe be featured in our Periodic Table of Pets for Periodic Table Day coming up!

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i cant breath

[ileana⚰️ @ileanaoowiee]

i love you to the tomb & back
🪦💌🖤🦇⚰️❤️🕸️🎂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Ice, Ice Bison⁣⁣
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Alright stop! Ungulate and listen. The bison’s back with a brand new admission.

If you’re cold, they’re (not) cold. 🦬

📸@WindCaveNPS

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

TWITTER ASSEMBLE WE HAVE A MISSION

[Buc Nasty @ReloadedJu]

This nigga Allen Iverson be drawin his ass off

[Tony Bogdan @hoganwaterloo]

@mhdksafa Another suggestion, perhaps the police college program should also require “ hours of service” at shelters, outreach clinics, food programs etc in a broad range of communities in orders to graduate. Meet the whole community you’re going to police!

[Mari 💖 @ComicLoverMari]

To this day this is still one of the most funniest fourth wall breaks

[Dyjuan Tatro @DyjuanTatro]

Can we all just note that the system did more to stop people from protesting the police murder of Tyre Nichols last night than it did to prevent a white supremacist mob from storming the US Capitol.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[Doejenggles @doejens]

The fuck