David Brush

Semi-professional napper and all around tech-head. Good with a skillet. Kierkegaard.

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Whelp... this is my last tweet. Keeping the account around, but moving everything to [@]David[@]https://t.co/2vbBZZeZzm

See you in the fediverse. Be awesome to each other.

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@jordanbpeterson Redemption is for the willing. Also, calling those that agree with you "wise" is a classic psychological telltale for a person selling snake oil.

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@PastorMark Forgot one:

"Wolf in sheeps clothing" ➡️ "Mark Driscoll'

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@JarranSainsbury A lack of smurf hides.

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@Tim_Suttle And gay frogs...

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@benshapiro and you solved what?

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@laurenboebert You couldn't even keep a restaurant alive.

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@laurenboebert Why don't you take some home and find out?

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@cbsbank Don't you mean Robert E. Lee day? You racist jerks! Really nice of you to, list him first too... I pray for the day you liquidate your assets and melt like the dirty white snow at the end of winter,

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Wait! Neil Patrick Harris wasn’t a young medical prodigy?!?!

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People do understand the ability to tweet and free speech are nowhere near the same thing, right?

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@hotdogsladies Nice upgrade from the ol' ImageWriter. Legible AND quiet.

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Had no idea that the Art Institute of Chicago had such an uncanny representation of @ConanOBrien as a boy.

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It’s been five days since I over thought a problem.

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I think “Over Thinkers Anonymous” should be a thing.

“Hi, I’m David, and I’m an over thinker.”

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I think “Over Thinkers Anonymous” should be a thing.

“Hi, I’m David, and I’m an over thinker.”

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@Tim_Suttle Or the prophets.

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Likewise, @RoderickOn… to the August rule it should be illegal to start a school year on a Thursday or Friday.

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Please @dobyfriday , leave me sweet precious Malcom alone! He can’t help it, he is Canadian after all.

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@browningekc Enjoy your weekend, but please try answering your phone during the week.

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"You know, this wouldn't be such a big problem if you'd just stop noticing it." ~Hegemony