David Carr

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@ScotlandNT Thank fuck

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I’m not doing casual drinking tonight I’m doing ranked

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@SkyFootball Sheer arrogance like this, and they wonder why we want every nation they play to scud them.

[stü @stuhmfc]

This tells you all you need to know about Scottish Football.

[Stewart ⚽️🧡🖤🏈🐅 @stewart_buick]

Scottish football would be much better off without Celtic and rangers in it.

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@Lshawzz @FootyAccums Your math has blown my mind there shawzzy

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@DundeeFC Any relation to Phil?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

We just had a new bathroom fitted and my 14 year old son beat me to having the first dump in it. I'm irrationally angry that I've been robbed of the honour of christening the throne.

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@SamueIConnor Rangers vs Frankfurt in a European cup final and somehow we’ve ended up at dundee, Rent Free

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@sportbible Any fans asking for this man to be sacked need to give their head a serious wobble

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@NorthantsPolice @northants_SRT Penalty to Rangers

[David Carr @david_carr14]

@scotsunsport Get tae fuck

[Lee @Lee_Hynes_27]

Should open a nightclub and only play tunes from 2008-2012 what a buzz that would be

[David Carr @david_carr14]

The urge to spark someone out who eat with their mouth open is real

[Manpreet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ManpreetPTFC_V5]

40,000 people from all over the world were welcomed in for COP26. No tests or anything. Told to let them in our gaffs but now that clown decides to draw the line at football matches and ‘big events’ during the most mentally challenging time of the year. What a joke. Ran by clowns

[David Carr @david_carr14]

Max Verstapen you beautiful man

[Johyan @JohyanCruyff]

Because, & I can’t stress this enough, it’s not all about goals & assists

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"USA, USA, USA" is the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" chant of the golfing world.

Awful #RyderCup2020

[David Carr @david_carr14]

Italy doing the world justice, grazie 🇮🇹