David Mcleod

Failed careers in Ghostbusting and Tour-Guiding at Jurassic Park. Settled for a far scarier career as a History Teacher.

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@airtransat Hi, im looking to book flights to either Vancouver or Calgary from Glasgow/Edinburgh or London in July 2025 but there doesn’t seem to be any flights available after may. Do you know when or how I can book these?

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@Bobmcphail1872 Nah he’ll be injured by October by a nothing tackle/plastic pitch and will be perpetually “2 or 3 weeks away” before we let him go on a free.

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

Tav at full time today.

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@Spenks83 @IainMitchell17 👀

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

This is why

[Dutch Football 🇳🇱 @FootballOranje_]

Paul Merson to Sky Sports, "I don't see any possibility in which the Dutch team will beat us. It would be a shock. An even bigger shock than if we had been knocked out by Switzerland."

David James on England to BBC, "This is a great test for the final against Spain."

[Dutch Football 🇳🇱 @FootballOranje_]

Paul Merson to Sky Sports, "I don't see any possibility in which the Dutch team will beat us. It would be a shock. An even bigger shock than if we had been knocked out by Switzerland."

David James on England to BBC, "This is a great test for the final against Spain."

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

I know this is Frankie Boyle but in my head I’m hearing it in Reeves and Mortimer.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Joe Biden’s voice sounds like November in Massachusetts; like a wax cylinder recording of Doc Holliday; like an old broom falling over; like the first words of a reanimated Pharaoh; like your last Christmas at home; like a cold breeze blowing through a yard sale; like walking across the spot in the garden where your mother buried the dog.

[The Rest Is Politics @RestIsPolitics]

Former PM Liz Truss loses her South West Norfolk seat to Labour by 630 votes 👇

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

Had to watch this a few times as it’s honestly the most incredible take. They really think we’re buttoned up the back.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Danny Kruger, "We've been in power for a long time.. We represent the change.. Labour represent more of the same.. They would carry on the failed British state which has caused so many problems"

Blaming Labour for 14 years of Conservative failure 👀

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@AntonineWall Seabegs?

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

https://t.co/E2aQ5lENCj absolutely no doubt about it

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

Pler

[ste @chai_ste]

Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

What a tune this is 🥰

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

The Walkmen
The Rat
Letterman

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵 Rodri has lost (on penalties) his first game since February 2023: “But to be honest with you, I only saw one team tonight”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵 Rodri has lost (on penalties) his first game since February 2023: “But to be honest with you, I only saw one team tonight”.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

No Dessers and Barasic

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@InnDeepBar Was in San Francisco drinking in a bar one night and a girl took off her hat and she had a pet rat in it. Showed it to us then just put it back and stuck the hat back on her head. Totally fine. Rat in a hat.

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@PaulkWrites

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@johnwalker_1986 Back 3 should be porteous, souttar and tierney. Thought hendry looked a bit out of his depth for parts of the first half and I worry for him against real quality. he was lucky Gakpo and depay were off it in the first half. Ryan Christie quietly had a really good game.

[David Mcleod @david_d_mcleod]

@KerryFail