I propose we hereby bestow on Erling Haaland the most profoundly significant title that anyone from Manchester can honour a non Mancunian/non family member with.
More important than 'Lord' more gravitas than 'Sir', it's 'Our'.
He is henceforth known as "Our Erling".
All in favour say 'Nice One, Sorted'.
He should join the ranks of recent former players 'Our Pablo' 'Our Sergio' 'Our Mario' and 'Our Vinny'.